PASabreFan

All that remains is the faces and the names of the moms and the dads and the grandmas...

He has a superyacht. The Wreck of the Terrence Pegula? Go.

As a superfan who took several steps away during the drought and maybe now is *thinking* about taking half a step back (but won't bc I absolutely can't deal with the anxiety and can't get crushed again), I find myself holding two thoughts at once: 1. With that D there is no way they can win it all. 2. There is no way they aren't winning it all.

The SS cast... The distant father: The successful skier son: (might as well fill it in, this is a no brainer): The incorrigible miscreant crotch turd: I mean, honestly, there's only one correct answer for each.

An elf jizzed?

Yeah, yeah. I'd stick to the smoking of meats angle. We have room in the next edition. Make it fire!

But I'm not married to Rasmus Dahlin. This is why I amply shat upon his hype from day one. I'm not interested in rooting for one player.

Precision is nice. Meeting the team=going to Montreal? =meeting with the team? Meeting with the players might be a smart move. I don't know what current relationship is, but let's say it's kind of a distant father situation. You're in trouble and your dad flies in from Vail after spending the weekend with your older brother who owns the fastest growing ski shop in Colorado, to see you in juvie, it could be big. Also the Pegula Bills Dust might float around and land on 'em.

It's worth one half Cusp.

The Buffalo Sabres were not for sale. What makes you think their departure was "close"? Fine. He kept them from moving. And destroyed them. What's the difference? I also hate Poutine Pegula.

WTH happened to the basketball push pass for a TD? Did I imagine it? I honestly couldn't believe it. Then I had to keep moving at work.

He is reporting... that rumors are going around.

Yes obv Dahlin was leading the Sabres to a fine season before the injury. With or without, who cares? What are we clinging to?

So close. The blood is on your hands.

There is no way in god damned Hell that Adams gets to manage having another number one pick.

So anthems about 4:53?

Risto provided one of the highlights of the drought for me.

He's very flexible. Flyers to Sabres to Pens...

Darth I'm not sure your logic holds up. There's time for cellies. They are just usually muted.

Should NHL goal cellies be more like NFL touchdown, uh, celebrations?

It speaks.

The Grammar Gods, Eastern elite gods to down to earth Central Canada-based Hockey Gods, also say no. That sentence should win something. Vlad was busy overnight.

That was sad.