PASabreFan

Of course not. But you have to be realistic about being so far back in the pack a third of the way in. Historically it's unlikely a team will make the playoffs from this position.

It won't open for me unless I use Apple News. Did a member of the PHWA write it? They are the voters.

Five goals and one butt pat of Cozens afterwards. A record that shall withstand all time.

It's science! Everyone knows the magic combo: when Comrie returns to join Muel. He works at NORAD.

Stickler... I'd put Boston at 1 based on goals per game.

Fine. The standings look a little back to the future tho.

Someone help an old dude. It kinda reminds me of backstage that time Phyllis Diller roasted Don Rickles.

I can handle the tooth. There was a cool scene after one of the goals... Quinn Peterka Cozens Dahlin and Samuelsson celebrating together. It could be the future. Who knows.

Come on, Siegfield!

You have to complete the catch... "Survive the ground." (I'm the last person to ask though lol.)

Narrator: It was something NS ate off the beach.

I wouldn't want the schedule maker's job.

Selective bolding.

TNT tonight?

In glancing at the Twitter comments, it looks like even fellow analytics peeps cast shade on the incredulity. Still it's amazing to me that whatever concocted stat that was can be used to evaluate someone's night. These people know literally nothing about hockey.

I love you but where have moral victories gotten us? They'll grow when they win. Maybe Adams is realizing that?

In other injury news, the franchise remains century to century.

Every year it seems about this time I get a saying stuck in my head (other than "Muriel you b**** I'm finally going to kill you!!!!!"). Learning to lose. It's a perennial realization that despite all this young talent, the losing culture somehow continues to replicate itself. You don't learn anything from last night as a player. Just that, the next time you're in this situation you know what's going to happen. Not enough experience around you, coaching that's either clueless to the importance of winning or just clueless... Washrinserepeat. The only use of analytics I'd endorse is finding out what refs let what go at what time in games in what situations. Like going down I-95, they can't call them all.

How many penalties would you like to see in an NHL game?

I always think of the killdeer when I see KO skate. His one shoulder is usually cocked a little as if he is feigning an injured wing to draw predators away from his nest of precious eggs. I can't be the only one. Also I love that even LGR is like, "Dude..."

If we're being all metaphysical and random... Didja ever look at the other team when they pan down the bench during the anthems. They have dudes who are really good at hockey. They're just dudes. We have such dudes. What's stopping us? If you have the answer, just give me a call.

It's like you're saying nothing really matters at all.

I had to Google it. Devil put aside? Not devil of a sight? Really?

We had our Devil of a sight. This one's a W. No hockey god would fail to reward this GDT.