PASabreFan

So is this the dude from last night? All these pbp guys sound the same. Harry Hairspray.

Dumb and Dumber.

Oh that's right. Lou's too old.

Well that deescalated quickly.

Sure. I think it's row to hoe though.

I miss the wtf emojicon.

Very good so far. Gonna have to request that middle names be used tho.

This is inspired by the revamped Better Days video posted by Smell wherein there's a quick montage of Sabre folks over the lyrics "Everyone's forgiven now." Risto Rakru Kane Eichel. Got me to thinking what a cool and totally impossible to pull off event it would be to have our many goats, villains, creeps -- internal and external -- brought onto the ice before a game. Grown men in the stands would be in tears as they phone their parents to admit they stole the cataract surgery money. Babies would be held aloft. Cell phone flashlights would sway to John Lennon. Jay Moran would somberly call out the names, occasionally stopping to compose himself... Gary Allan Bettman Darius Vladimir Kasparaitis John Hinckley Gurtler Kristopher Donald Bazen ... With the announcement of Bradley Lee Park's name a svelte man in a Queen tshirt holding a Turkish coffee would be shown on the video board mouthing the words, "I forgive you." Who else who else?

I gotta say the stick twirl is one of my favorite moments in recent times.

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Everyone... He's not kidding.

OSP: "Not bad. Not bad at all."

I wouldn't. He's demonized for being too harsh on the Sabres. And there's the tank stuff that I thankfully had forgotten, but I was reminded he was rough on a lot of the "fans." Unless you have inside knowledge of MH, your first statement is ludicrous. And even then would be your personal opinion.

You're not going to get me today. I had my farina and I'm all cozy in a rocker recliner watching the snow fall off the branches against a brilliant blue sky. I got a lap full of Werthers, cream soda on the table and Angela Lansbury to pound my pud to.

You're doing it wrong. Try jamming it up your *#$@#'s &+#@;!.

Probably merely a philosophical or academic question... Why in the world was Anderson back in goal with five point something seconds left after the Oilers ENG was waved off. I find it odd.

Isolating one player during the schmozzle that was the second Oiler goal is lazy and intellectually dishonest... And evidence of narrative.

Make no mistake the narrative is there bc some folks would love to see Mike go away. We'd be left with Hoppe, Lysowski and cream soda.

I dunno but suddenly his face looks grizzled and mature. Casey's growed up.

All righty then. Still. I've been paranoid about national announcers going back to Gary Thorne. I bet @SwampD could analyze the audio of these calls and help me prove there was more oomph for the Oilers. I can't figure out why. McJesus?

Wish I could contribute something. Once I heard Bucci go 12 on a scale of 1-10 for the Oilers first goal, then maybe 6 for the Sabres, I was done. Skipped ahead 10 seconds at a time.

That would be a game changer for me. Fubo is pretty expensive though.

Mike's not in corporate communications.

I think this is a gross distortion of that day. The coverage of the whole runup to that day was positive, as was the coverage of that day. No knives were out on the media side.

Got it! Not really. I had always heard you couldn't cut cords and still watch Sabres games in market. But LTS seems to be saying you can do so on Fubo.