shrader

Name below the number? Why?

I don’t know if anyone else is in cicada country right now, but just imagine if you could suddenly somehow see all of them up in the trees. Out here it has sounded like a fire alarm has been going off for around 10 days straight… so far.

But what about the grammatically incorrect version of those things on trees?

Youth league?

Are they going to search through all the local beer leagues for players?

But when you lose the same way back to back years and have an owner who is notorious for not wanting to spend off the ice, things can get interesting.

So if they get swept again, I wonder if he suddenly doesn’t get that new contract anymore.

I wound up with no license at all. Not cool.

Today when I picked up my lunch, I was order number 006.

The team needs to be immediately folded if they go with HC.

I was at my parents’ house in the early 2000s when I heard the sound of the Nextdoor neighbor’s antenna spinning. I was shocked that the thing still worked at that point.

I was all ready to make a joke after the first sentence. You quickly took care of that with the second.

Which one of Zeus’ kids is the Fredo?

You just need to work on your analogies, that’s all I’m saying.

Are you asking if an association between steps and mortality is a chicken/egg scenario? I’d say it’s pretty clear which one comes first.

Passing those off as your porn name was a great way for the scammers to steal everything. And I don’t care, scam away. Nothing will ever top my name: Smoky Wildwood

I’ve never seen a youth lacrosse league before. Are they common?

I know it’s been a while now, but I still think of Toronto as being in the Norris. I’ll probably never go to another sabre home game, so the taking over the arena thing doesn’t really matter to me.

Did Bissonnette seriously just accuse a player of flopping face first into the boards? I will never understand why that douche is on tv.

Can someone explain that card table to me? I can see people wanting to complain about that.

I had 3 different cars make left turns into my lane yesterday at maybe 5 car lengths maximum on 55-65 mph roads and proceed to go 35. I’m trying very hard not to teach my son certain words but these idiots make it tough. So far he is a big fan of my sarcastic horn, laying on it for a good 30 seconds.

Nitpick alert: Resigns means that he is leaving.

Get the hell out of here during the summer though (hey, perfect for a hockey guy). Oh, and avoid that Durham half of the equation by any means necessary.

Usually I’d say this is a post I never thought I would see typed out… but we do have you on this board.

It did say “this offseason” though. Those others were all in season, your list anyway.