PalmTreeMafia

That's fair. Levi has now given up 15 goals in 7 playoff games. I want to believe in him, but I am a broken Sabres fan.

Ryan Miller v2.0 has now given up 12 goals in the past 3 games. Neat.

Sandstrom. They ended up losing 5-0. Levi should be in tomorrow night.

"I've lost my love for the game." - Josh Norris in post-game interview tonight

What does this mean? They banned inflatable palm trees? How was the crowd at tonight's game? I hope lots of boos?

How was tonight's crowd? I hope a lot of booing?

This presser is going to be far more entertaining than any Sabres game. Bring your popcorn, folks.

How much money will Pegs lose by not firing Meatballs? Ticket sales for next season will plummet if he's kept.

Will the Sabres salute the Leafs fans at the end of this?

There's going to be a lot of angry little rugrats booing in 30 min.

Nah, dude. It's all about the coaching. Don Granato is AHL-caliber. Find a real coach and watch all the players rebound.

I was just about to past that. Vegas: 4 conference finals in its first 6 seasons. Buffalo: 6 conference finals in 52 seasons.

Patrick was just about to sign with Buffalo when I texted him about this hateful website called SabreSpace. An online dumpster where supposed Sabres fans trash all their best players. 10 minutes later, a disgusted Patrick signed with Detroit. True story, or my name isn't Jack Eichel. Peace out, -Jack Eichel