sabremike

Saw this online and lol'd

The only people worse at their jobs than NHL scouts are NHL executives. The number of awful personel decisions in hockey has to be many multiples of any other sport, everything is built on backwards regressive dinosaur thinking.

I need this right now: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cp823ZJAA3l/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I just hope we don't start Levi vs the Broadway Huns with the place filled with their vile disgusting filthy low life scum sucking mouth breathing garbage fans filling the place. Save it for the Carolina game.

Torts has a team that has a roster consisting of almost nothing but flaming dog crap playing somewhat competitively. He has overachieved.

I honestly wonder if they really believe that or if it's just carny ***** they are feeding to everyone to buy time before having to produce any real results.

Another home loss. Almost like the coaching staff is an issue or something.

Just shoot me.

You have no idea how much I hate the shootout.

I could never be an NHL commentator because I'd be losing my mind over the constant clutching and grabbing and interference on every play.

Only good thing about pissing this one away is hurting the Habs odds of getting Bedard.

Current mood:

Mood:

I just feel so... So... Giraffeless 😞

"Now opposing teams can't read our minds!"

Remember:

THE GIRAFFENIANS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO AVENGE TAGE!!!!!!!!

I DEMAND RIVERS OF BLOOD FLOWING DOWN CHIPPEWAH INTO THE HARBOR! BLOODBLOODBLOODBLOOD!

BRING ME THE HEAD OF TIMO MEIER 😡

"Tonight in Buffalo the Sabres host their annual Military Appreciation Night. As part of the festivities the team store will be selling hammers for $1,000 each."

The only intrigue is whether the Devils can top the 10 goals Dallas scored a few weeks back.

I for one have no idea how a team that is on the worst run in the history of pro hockey has lost so much money. It's a real mystery.