Andrew Amerk

I’m aware, but in that scenario, not only does Eichel want to get his preferred surgery, AND keep his guaranteed money, AND get traded to a team that will accommodate all of that while assuming significant risk. As many have said, he CAN get the surgery he wants anytime, and hasn’t. He can file a grievance but hasn’t. If anything, he’s more of the jackass here.

Any used mouth guards available?

Hey look it’s Ryan Callahan! I used to play street hockey with that guy!

WACK

Pretty ugly situation all around. The sad irony is that if Eichel had followed the medical recommendations 7 months ago, he would’ve been tradable and already playing again with another team by now. All parties would’ve been happier. Instead, everyone has to wait until someone comes along that is willing to fulfill not only the Sabres wishes, but ALSO Eichel’s wishes.

And also Hulu, correct?

Muffled Whisper

Love Guru should be up there with Shazaam.

Miracle is okay but could’ve been done better.

Slap Shot is okay, but overrated. I’d rather watch Youngblood.

If people could sit through the garbage that was Love Guru, they can certainly handle Goon.

If some rich white guy gives up 3 first rounders and 2 second rounders for Watson, you can bet your buns that Watson will be playing.

Neither 1 nor 2 mentions any flying capabilities.

So he’s transformed from one animal to another?

Exercised? How do you make cancer exercise? Define monkeys.

Define “we.” Are you a member of the team Kim?

I think Happy Gilmore is an entertaining movie. I also think Goon is an entertaining movie.

And yet, as a kid, I handed him 18 hockey cards to sign, and he signed them all.

Okposo is up there in my fandom with Grier and Stuuuuu now.

Hold on, I’m turning up my hearing aids.

Then your recommendation of anything AC/DC or Led Zeppelin gets a pass. Just don’t expect DJ Malk to be playing it anytime soon, unless he changes his name to DJ Ensure.

Glad I’m not the only one who likes to see Skinner get off.

What did you say?