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In 11-12 we loaned Drew Schiestel from Rochester to the Texas Stars. Yeah, I remember worthless stuff...

PM me your email. I'll send you the invite.

Calling on 1 or 3 sabrespacers to join the gold league! Come on, it's fun. I promise.

Benadryl is the best! When my wife gets a migraine bad enough to go to the hospital now it's the cherry on top of her non-narcotic Sunday. Her new doc figured out a nice combo of I forget what, but it works inside of 45 minutes and she feels a million times better. A migraine used to cost her a day and a half, now it costs her an hour and a half.

They used to shoot my wife up with Dilaudid for migraines. Awesome! Now I have a dope sick girl nodding in my passenger seat, and I'm praying that the zofran keeps her from yacking green sh#t all over my dashboard! Then I get her home, drag her into the house, lay her in bed and I'll see her the next day, where she'll be completely hungover and miserable. Dilaudid sucks. Heroin makes for poor migraine treatment.

Have an idiot ex co-worker (read: friend) who keeps 3 guns in strategic locations around his SUV, and 2 guns in each of his car and truck. Yup, he's one of those. Completely delusional. Have another who had his hydro dipped (with skulls, of course!) AR- stolen out of his Jeep. He reported it to the cops of course and guess what?! They found the f'n thing! After 4 years! And it had only been used in 1 murder....and they gave it back to him! Both stores are 100% true.

I blame myself for this. Sorry man.

Gotta love those elected officials!

Well, I did go to that urgent care after I got myself hit by a car in 2011. My shoulder was f'd. The X-ray showed nothing and we didn't do an MRI. They sent me out of there with an RX for naproxen and an RX for hydrocodone after they couldn't find anything physically wrong with me. Thanks, I'll take the jacked up Aleve, and flush that other garbage.(I know, you aren't supposed to flush it now) Half the pill heads I know have a shady Dr hook-up and get all their pills "legitimately." The rest of them get their pills from the other pill heads. 67, 95, 142, 155. Those are the pill OD death numbers for my county for the past 4 years. And I live in a little county.

Honestly, I didn't even know that was a thing.

My wife got a little hurt at work today. She's fine, but she did go to urgent care for x-rays and a diagnosis. No break, sprained ankle, just like she thought. Anyways, as she's leaving in her brand new air cast, the Dr. asks her if she'd like anything stronger than Tylenol or Advil for the pain, offering to write her an RX for Vicodin. Seriously? Get f'd with that. First of all, you're the Dr. Last I checked the patient shouldn't be prescribing their own meds. Second: Really? Narcotics for a sprained ankle? Come on man. Ice and elevation, take an aspirin if it hurts and get over it. Passing out pain pills like pez. This is ridiculous.

He hates it mixed with wet and they get no table scraps ever. He's just a drama queen. It's alright, I'm trying to get him to lose 3 pounds as it is. He'll be back to normal eating breakfast and dinner on time as soon as I buy a new bag of food. Then he'll stay that way for a month until it's time for a new bag. It's just his routine. My other one has food allergies and eats only raw now. That dude will eat anything and everything, no matter how it's given to him.

Still under 27 and less than 7 years of service time. He'll still be an RFA for 2 more years after the 2 year bridge expires. Right, cap/CBA guys and girls?

One of my dogs is so ridiculous. Stubborn dude goes on a hunger strike when he knows the bag of food is nearing it's end because he's such a priss and he wants fresher food. He doesn't even get up for it when I feed them in the morning. He just wants until he's actually starving at dinner time, then he scarfs it down. But when I buy a new bag in about 3 days, he'll barely be able to contain himself.

Prego

Wilkes Barre

He has been for years.

When did Jack sign with Warrior? Thought he was a Bauer guy?

I've had lamb lollipops as wedding hors d'oeuvres at a classy joint and they were quite amazing. I'm just never making it again.

Nope, I never screw up. Ever! Lol. Turns out regulations on age of the animal is pretty non existent in the US. I'm fairly certain this stinky beast was just mutton. What a smell...

Interesting I just made lamb for the first time. Turns out no one in my house likes lamb. Myself included.

Who says I go to the bar to watch? I'm soooo cheap lol.

I'm so sorry I forgot to include all of Europe in the cheapskate joke. Sorry Huck, know that all Americans in the service industry hate you guys too. ?

Perfect

Saint Doug