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We don't even have the faintest idea what the roster will look like, either.

Pete Carroll? Really? The Seahawks won one Super Bowl in spite of him and lost one because of him.

If you couldn't pick up that realism was implied, I can't help you, SDS!

Tappen works college and pro football and the Olympics, but I don't know about the rest of and Co.

There's already a thread about this.

I'm thinking Liger was being tongue-in-cheek, too. Oh, and I'll take that pipe...

Not even an hour in, and we're speculating about the possible story behind the story. Never change, SS.

Interesting. I know I like Weekes and Ferraro. I think Chelios will be insightful. Melrose is annoying and I have this hunch that Messier will be, too. Campbell might present a bit of a conflict of interest, but nothing we haven't seen before.

I am a fan of this as well but I think the Columbus/Philly proposal is a little more realistic.

Now watch Jack pull a Jimmy Chitwood and stay here.

Go for it...

Plus we can nickname him "The Merkin" and that will be fun for everybody.

That's the best proposal I've seen in a while.

It goes all the way up to the President! /homer

Dude. The players told some higher-up, and that higher-up failed to take action. Again, this was about a decade ago. That's why it is a story.

We're not the defendant and a lawsuit isn't a criminal case. Again, it appears from the article that the player informed the team *at the time*.

According to the story @LGR4GM linked, at least one of the players reported it.

We've seen it in the NBA. It is very strange indeed; normally the victims are on the other side of the power imbalance.

I see these every year for every sport and I have to think that they are photoshopped.

There may or may not be, as acknowledged by your first word above.

@BrawndoSeeing as the Sens/Capuano news is now staler than Jennifer Lopez's career, can we get that out of the title?

There MAY be. Possibly not. Definitely so.

Not sure where to put this, and sure that it doesn't merit its own thread, so here:

I loved the "Vegas in 3" memes on reddit about two weeks ago. The final is going to be one heck of a series. We kind of need this right now; it's been a rough year-plus.

The things you propose are not sports, Darth. I don't know much about the Star Wars universe, but I commend, and/or condemn, you back to it. Chewbacca will help me if necessary.