Dear God,
Please, please, please let this Kane-to-Buffalo meme die. Quickly, please. Please, God? Kane won't come to Buffalo, will he, God? Kane needs a partner like Toews to make him the star he is, right, God? Why can't people in Buffalo understand this, God? Please give them enlightenment. God, don't you agree it will be a long-ass summer if people keep up this Kane nonsense? If you need to, by all means employ tactical lightning strikes to stop this from going any further. I know most people won't mind. Thanks, God! You rock!
Sincerely,
sizzlemeister