PASabreFan

I loved Beane calling out the fantasy schmucks on WGR. Now he needs to tell Schopp to sign up for Gamblers Anonymous.

Pope?

I'm not mad or freaked out, just curious how this happened: At work I was in a resident's apartment. She has a cell phone. A plush toy Charlie Brown had fallen behind her chair, so I retrieved it for her. I made a Good Grief joke, said that's Charlie Brown's luck and, after seeing her Peanuts calendar, asked her if she liked Peanuts (duh of course, it's just the small talk you make). I got home tonight and was perusing the YouTube app on my TV, and there's a show or documentary about how Charles Schultz created Peanuts. How in the world does that happen? P.S. my phone was outside the apartment and down the hall a short distance.

It's hard to believe it's been one week.

Very descriptive, great goal calls. Some would say over the top, but in a market used to RJ, it would be refreshing. Better over the top than a soggy bottom. Alas, it will not happen.

I got the job. Head of DOUGH for TP. I'm going to make Elon look like your Nana pulling out coupons in line at the grocery store.

I am. You know I recently celebrated the 10th anniversary of my third quintile minus a league. You were there. You saved me. That Werthers was moving, baby. Age is just a number.

So NOW I hear about the victory vest.

Enforcement Administrator Visual Presentation Coordinator. Dude or dudette who instructs the intern to print the names of the officials to hang behind the bench. Hanging of course is done by someone else, as it's a union job.

Lindy's humour: you put shaving cream on Larry Playfair's hand while he sleeps, then tickle his nose. @That Aud Smell

You guessed it... the hyperhidrosis one seems to have been scrubbed from the Net.

How many times are we going to have this thread this offseason?

And he's got the old man smell and droopy lid. Amirite?

I read it. Oh, boy. (Woulda bet it was "heard.")