PASabreFan

JIMMY'S NEW IN TOWN!

Rob and Rick are in the @Thorny delayed penalty touchup school.

Bob Sauve and a Rob Ray?

Terrible penalty by Kyle. Let them sleep.

All right!

Rear shield protector deployed!

Not sure. I don't think it would have taken much to reopen that lip.

Blood!

If that isn't Kassian after scoring that goal, I'll be cowkicked. I'm high.

Not even sure where that came from. I needed a third name. Something about Kassian's reaction.

Kassian! Sylvester! Rip Torn!

Yes, they make you see three nets.

The shrooms wore off, temporarily.

Yes. If you believe Terry, Jason was his first real hire. To fire him would be to admit a mistake. Also, if they need ANOTHER GM, the jig would have to be over on Terry's little scam dance.

Now Jack has the disease. Top half of net open and he misses.

Eichel has no linemates right now.

Vasilevskiy catching Sabres' shots backhanded, like a boss.

Olofsson and Reinhart unaware that Jack might pass to them at any moment.

Here we go.

Larry was only 25 or so years late.

Because we want it to be them? That's quite a line. That said, I'm not sure how we figured out it wasn't those guys. I recall an investigation — I seem to remember other pics in the sequence clearly showing it was other broskis.

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To think, the current decade started with a win at home on New Year's Day 2010 against Atlanta, the fourth game in an 11-game point streak on the way to 100 points and a division title — and a first round loss to Boston that had everyone or almost everyone bemoaning "the core."

Just watched his presser. Awesome. ink's analogy is pretty close to how Dalton described himself, the oldest brother of five who always stood up and protected his siblings. I felt both joy and a weird sense of discomfort watching the young man's face.