PASabreFan

Can you ask him why he hasn't thanked me for the various packages I've sent?

I yelled HE SCORES before he scored. Have I learned nothing!

Upon review, Quick might have just made the save of the season. On his belly reaching up with his glove. Upon review, I'm drunk. A King blocked it.

How on earth did Sam miss?

Absolutely no jump from Asplund and Johansson on the forecheck there after Skinner's shoot in.

Scandella is drunk.

Are lounge pants pants?

I'm not wearing pants. Third longest scrum in Sabres history - Elias Sports Bureau.

You posted it.

The Bills punter plays for the Kings?

#11 for LA looks bulky. Skinner has been so ham-handed.

He missed a game because of illness and hasn't been back. You'd think this one would be on his schedule.

Sabres are one good win away from filling up the hope jug again.

Worried about Rick.

Carin's a millennial. She was at the fax machine all confused and asked me if she could text the expense reports to corporate instead. Then she started crying, so I did it for her. She's at home now receiving counseling over FaceTime.

For those who have a need to get up to speed: 1. Is it back spasms? 2. Was it from getting dumped in Toronto or did something happen in warmup? 3. What have the Sabres said about it? 4. What's the prognosis?

Good snippet from a Philly fish wrapper: https://www.inquirer.com/flyers/travis-konecny-philadelphia-flyers-buffalo-sabres-jack-eichel-20191220.html

Hank, I just saw Carin at the fax machine and she said she heard Rick wants to see you in his office this afternoon.

The face? I thought he was trying to decide if he should carry the 1 or not.

I truly believe they will see it. Come on, St. Louis just got theirs.

Long Jokiharju lob allowed the Sabres to escape the possibility of historic ignominy. It was the Sabres' 12th shot. Fewest shots for Sabres in regular season — 10 (10-28-14 at Toronto) (2-8-15 vs. NY Islanders)

Sigh. Sigh. Dammit. Sigh. Dammit. Sigh.

Ah, the passion play.

Maybe I'm still hung up on Carter quitting on that game, but — they have to try and get another goalie in here, don't they?