Today you get to sell me your season tickets

[Shoot da Puck]

You are moving to Albany Georgia as part of a big company corporate move, poor you!

You already bought your season tickets and now you are stuck. You called the ticket office and they will not give you a refund, some lame excuse...sorry..

I call you on the phone after seeing your add and my question is why  should pay $7000 for 2 100 level tickets for those crummy- ol Sabres??

Give me your sales pitch 

Note, you can use the team history, great accomplishments by the team, the wealth of young talent and a wonderful coaching staff and this year's exciting NHL draft plus free agency. 😗

Lying would be smart and completely acceptable 

Edited 1 hour ago by Shoot da Puck

[Eleven]

I'd just prey upon you feeling sorry for me having to live in Georgia.

[PromoTheRobot]

#1 reason? PLAYOFF PRIORITY!  You don't want to miss out. 😜

As for Albany, GA, the closest pro hockey you can watch is the Columbus (GA) River Dragons of the FPHL. There's an SPHL team in Pensacola, and the ECHL has teams in Jacksonville and North Atlanta. 

Seriously, you can just sell individual games and get as much as you can. With luck you might only lose 20%.

[Shoot da Puck]

I lost my job and the kids are starving so I really need the money.

I believe Josh Allen's seats are right next to yours....

My phone has been ringing all morning long about these tickets, I have to beat them over the head with a stick...

 

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Edited 3 hours ago by Shoot da Puck

[Flashsabre]

You can witness history in person. 15 straight seasons without the playoffs. Who else can tell people they got to follow along all season on this epic historical journey.

[Night Train]

The fact you have seasons now means a trip to a memory center is upcoming. 

[LGR4GM]

15 minutes ago, Eleven said:

I'd just prey upon you feeling sorry for me having to live in Georgia.

Georgia's fine but "all-bane-ee" is not an exciting place to live and yes that's the correct pronunciation. Wait until you try Taliaferro County or Cairo, neither of which are pronounced as you think.

 You're closer to Tallahassee than Atlanta. You're not close enough to Savanah. 

[bob_sauve28]

The Sabres are making the playoffs this year 

[Weave]

Please? I have nowhere else to turn.

[GoPuckYourself]

1 hour ago, Shoot da Puck said:

You are moving to Albany Georgia as part of a big company corporate move, poor you!

You already bought your season tickets and now you are stuck. You called the ticket office and they will not give you a refund, some lame excuse...sorry..

I call you on the phone after seeing your add and my question is why  should pay $7000 for 2 100 level tickets for those crummy- ol Sabres??

Give me your sales pitch 

Note, you can use the team history, great accomplishments by the team, the wealth of young talent and a wonderful coaching staff and this year's exciting NHL draft plus free agency. 😗

Lying would be smart and completely acceptable 

We might actually make the playoffs on accident, wouldn't that be exciting?

[Shoot da Puck]

Buy the tickets or...