GDT: Calder Cup QF: Amerks (1-1) @ Rocket, Gm3: Wed May 21 7p FLO, The Fan

[K-9]

38 minutes ago, shrader said:

I believe it’s called the bro. Or are you one of those manzier guys?

Classic episode.

[JohnC]

1 hour ago, shrader said:

I believe it’s called the bro. Or are you one of those manzier guys?

Rotund men who have jingling man boobs and assss and expose them to the public should be criminally charged. If it makes the unsuspecting viewer to vomit, it should rise to a felony charge. 

[shrader]

2 hours ago, JohnC said:

Rotund men who have jingling man boobs and assss and expose them to the public should be criminally charged. If it makes the unsuspecting viewer to vomit, it should rise to a felony charge. 

Clearly not a beach-goer

[inkman]

2 hours ago, JohnC said:

Rotund men who have jingling man boobs and assss and expose them to the public should be criminally charged. If it makes the unsuspecting viewer to vomit, it should rise to a felony charge. 

 

57 minutes ago, shrader said:

Clearly not a beach-goer

My algorithm does not include obese men jiggling but whatever works for ya

[shrader]

Just now, inkman said:

 

My algorithm does not include obese men jiggling but whatever works for ya

You have an algorithm at the beach now?

[inkman]

2 minutes ago, shrader said:

You have an algorithm at the beach now?

I’m too drunk and high to comprehend how you know I’m at the beach. Cheers. 🍻 

But if anyone is ever in Cape Canaveral or Cocoa beach hit up La Cantina.  Perfect dive bar. I assimilated like ***** Locutus. Melted into the fabric of this ***** hole. Love it. 

Edited Wednesday at 12:53 AM by inkman

[shrader]

2 minutes ago, inkman said:

I’m too drunk and high to comprehend how you know I’m at the beach. Cheers. 🍻 

Don’t look behind you

[JohnC]

41 minutes ago, inkman said:

 

My algorithm does not include obese men jiggling but whatever works for ya

Not being sober is one way to deal with a gut wrenching sight. The problem is the residual throbbing headache.

[Doohickie]

1 hour ago, inkman said:

My algorithm does not include obese men jiggling but whatever works for ya

But you said something about big pants. 

[inkman]

32 minutes ago, Doohickie said:

But you said something about big pants. 

It’s true.  My pants get bigger on occasion. Not quite to the frequency of when I was a wee inkling.  But it still happens. 

[PromoTheRobot]

We now interrupt this thread on fat dudes with man boobs for some Amerks gameday info: 
https://www.amerks.com/news/detail/playoff-preview-amerks-face-rocket-north-of-the-border-in-game-3

[Porous Five Hole]

If you don’t feel like messing around with Flo and you live in ROC, The Distillery is having a watch party.  I’m going to check it out tonight.  

[Derrico]

So I’m in Montreal right now for a work conference and just realized the Amerks play Laval tonight and it’s only a 25 min metro ride.  Maybe I get tickets??

[PromoTheRobot]

8 minutes ago, Derrico said:

So I’m in Montreal right now for a work conference and just realized the Amerks play Laval tonight and it’s only a 25 min metro ride.  Maybe I get tickets??

The game is essentially sold out. But there are some $45 wheelchair seats they might sell you if no handicapped people buy them.

https://www.ticketmaster.ca/finale-de-division-match-1-a-laval-quebec-05-21-2025/event/310062A5D30248A8

StubHub seems to have better prices.

https://www.stubhub.com/laval-rocket-laval-tickets-5-21-2025/event/157983134/?quantity=1&listingId=9446304735&listingQty=

Gametime: https://gametime.co/ahl/americans-at-rocket-r-3-g-3-hg-1-tickets/5-21-2025-laval-qc-place-bell/events/67f41e9b4b81624d24e697ac?queryId=0a6e2bb6604abc1a61162315a84b1fe5&resultPosition=1&searchIndex=events&v=a

[PromoTheRobot]

TickPick  https://www.tickpick.com/buy-ahl-north-division-finals-laval-rocket-vs-rochester-americans-home-game-1-series-game-3-tickets-place-bell-5-21-25-7pm/7086143/?qty=1-false

[inkman]

24 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

The game is essentially sold out. But there are some $45 wheelchair seats they might sell you if no handicapped people buy them.

https://www.ticketmaster.ca/finale-de-division-match-1-a-laval-quebec-05-21-2025/event/310062A5D30248A8

StubHub seems to have better prices.

https://www.stubhub.com/laval-rocket-laval-tickets-5-21-2025/event/157983134/?quantity=1&listingId=9446304735&listingQty=

Gametime: https://gametime.co/ahl/americans-at-rocket-r-3-g-3-hg-1-tickets/5-21-2025-laval-qc-place-bell/events/67f41e9b4b81624d24e697ac?queryId=0a6e2bb6604abc1a61162315a84b1fe5&resultPosition=1&searchIndex=events&v=a

Or see if you can score a wheelchair from a local store.  

[Derrico]

Lmao

I grabbed two tix from ticket master secondary market.  Legit forgot they were playing Laval, had no idea it was tonight and had no idea Laval is just outside Montreal until about an hour ago.  The stars aligned for this one.  We will be there rocking our bills and Sabres gear cheering on the boys!  Go Amerks!!

[PromoTheRobot]

If you having problems with FloSports and need help to watch the game, PM me.

Edited Wednesday at 10:41 PM by PromoTheRobot

[Derrico]

Go Amerks!!!!!

[PromoTheRobot]

I didn't catch this before...Alex Tuch's kid brother Luke plays for Laval.

Homecoming game for Devon Levi.

Edited Wednesday at 11:09 PM by PromoTheRobot

[PromoTheRobot]

15 sec in...1-0 Laval. Luke Tuch. 

[inkman]

The Amerks are a frustrating team to watch. Getting run all over the ice.  Constantly trying to make the pretty play.  It’s the playoffs, just throw it at the net and stick someone in front of the net. 

[PromoTheRobot]

3 minutes ago, inkman said:

The Amerks are a frustrating team to watch. Getting run all over the ice.  Constantly trying to make the pretty play.  It’s the playoffs, just throw it at the net and stick someone in front of the net. 

I think they are getting pucks on net. They are shooting every chance, which is refreshing to see compared to the Sabres. 

[inkman]

9 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

I think they are getting pucks on net. They are shooting every chance, which is refreshing to see compared to the Sabres. 

They just recorded their first shot on net 

[PromoTheRobot]

10 minutes ago, inkman said:

They just recorded their first shot on net 

They are taking shots. Just not reaching. 

Overall pretty good for Rochester this period, other than giving up an early goal. They had good chances. 

Edited Wednesday at 11:43 PM by PromoTheRobot