IKnowPhysics

Landeskog savagely mames a little girl on her birthday.

Blind, eternal hope. It's the hallmark of our existence. It's the moonsault we lay on our emotions into the folding table of reality. It's the answer. SUPERBOWL DI WOOOOOO! Old school Kelly or Reed?

Should I feel bad that we've released one of the best DEs to ever play for the team and we were ultimately using the "wrong scheme" last year or feel good that we're on a forward path and we've just cleared a ton of cap space?

The days leading up to the draft are going to be bonkers.

Sure was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aje-DrGpvKs

I'm okay with don't lose-don't lose.

They're going to rebuild eventually, so they wanted to hang on to their 2021 2nd round draft pick.

A 2nd, a B- prospect, and a conditional testicle to be named later.

Little Joey torches Jeremy Roenick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IShUHCGv8aI

Bob McKenzie believes Buffalo would be Stamkos' first choice. https://mobile.twitter.com/SabresOptimist/status/697976961621069824

There exist unconfirmed rumors swirling around that NHL.TV is going to be gigantic shitshow and should be avoided until they straighten their out.

You're watching a Nobel Prize-worthy physics discovery as it happens, folks. We can now detect massive, moving celestial objects that don't emit or reflect light, and enhance our investigation of those that do. It's an entirely new way to interrogate the cosmos. Boundaries of human understanding will off at an outstanding rate.

Viral marketing for Rayzor's Dawg House?

nfreeman can be a real naive sometimes. Generally speaking. Or maybe I'm just ignorant.

I hope everyone's healthy.

We laugh at franchises that ban tickets sales to fans from opposing zip codes and area codes. We're not that franchise. We'll party with anybody.

RIP GR

Hey. Where are the god damned Pizza Logs in the arena? No 300 level concession stand served them.

I respectfully disagree. I've been to LA, Anaheim, Philly, Minnesota, and Florida. FLA and ANA are way worse and it's not even close. LA isn't far behind those two, even when winning (although a lot of this is a stadium architecture issue). The crowd noise should be compared not to the top teams that are winning, but teams that have sucked as hard as we have. Think early 90s Red Wings and Senators and Bill Wirtz Blackhawks. We've got much better attendance and fan involvement than teams on that scale. Besides, you know FNC will rock in perpetuity as soon as we win our first post-tank playoff series and all ails will be cured.

..I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

But if by 'product,' you mean 'rocket,' then yes. Not unless Wing Attack Plan R is issued. Then I take a hammer to the CRM114 and it's rodeo time.

Naw.