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Welp, ######. I guess we'll have to bury your contract. :lol:

You forgot remotely and vigorously apply D cell batteries.

Sizzle, grab a seat. You've been traded to the Flyers fanbase. This is HF's URL. It's a good board, Beef Invictus is the Mod. He's expecting your PM. Tank will help you with the home page switch. You're a good fan, Sizzle, and we wish you the best. /moneyball

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That would require St Louis to not make the playoffs. Anyone want to bet on that possibility?

Let's see...nope, still pissed. They are screwing us out of McDavid. If Sabres finished last and Islanders finished second last (or vice versa), we'd have a 43.8% chance of winning the lottery. This new system, depnding on the new odds, could screw us down to 14.2%, if all non-playoff teams are even odds. They may have just ###### our chances by taking a full one-in-three chance to win the lottery and giving it to teams better than us.

^ First post. Welcome.

I, for one, am looking forward to Nic Deslauriers giving the fistic Konami code to opposing dirtbag faces. It's ok if he needs time to develop, though. Replay time! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1m6Oe46zPc

Introducing Scumbag Gary Bettman...

ANARCHY! ANARCHY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikbT372DaMU

We projected it'd make for better TV...

I think July 1 is a good borderline.

I'm getting too old for the social media content fire hose.

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I just picked up a bottle a little while ago, and the first few sips I've had were very good. I, obviously, need to drink more of it. Maybe tonight's a good night for Laphroaig. I haven't yet. I'll keep it mind. Thankfully I have a lot of things on the shelf I need to work on.

It's entirely possible I saw this posted here, forgot, then reposted it here.

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Not sure if this was posted before, but if like Cello rock, you'll love these guys... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk

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I'll clarify, because in the big picture, you're both right: Makers is smoother than Jack, Jameson, etc other blended mixing whiskeys. Whiskeys that people would take shots of at a bar and unknowingly think all whiskeys are that harsh. Compared to the good stuff though, yes, it's gasoline.

Agreed. It could be that Murray's a tunnel-vision type of worker. He may want to almost exclusively concentrate on the most pressing thing at the time. For instance with Nolan: he had other things to do (trade deadline, scouting), but he told Nolan (and stated publicly) that he'd offer him a contract soon. He'd already made up his mind about keeping Nolan, but he wanted to put off negotiation. (Nolan may have also taken some time to consider the contract after PLF, etc too, I realize) Could be the same thing for assistant coaches: the draft comes first. The free agency period comes second. Then when that smoke clears, he's got about two months to work out coaches with Nolan. It may be just the way he works.

What have you heard from Tim Murray that differentiates Bennett from Reinhart? Maybe I need to study harder, but the two are just so similar in my mind.

I think the possibility to trade down gets very real if Ekblad drops to us: there's a LOT of teams that would want him, many of them right away (e.g., Edmonton). But we really shouldn't slide down much- we really need that elite talent at the top of the draft. It's the whole reason we suffered like puppies in a car in a hot mall parking lot this season.

In my experience, Makers is a gateway whisky. Smooth and sweet. Much better than what the mostly uninitiated believe is whisky (Jack, Jameson, Wild Turkey, and, yuck, Fireball). Very easy to get other people introduced to better/real whisky with it; it's how I got my start. Cheap enough to mix with other things if you had to. Macallan's usually the next step. Most of my lady friends (special or not) enjoy Macallan 12 as much as I do, but my favorites are the Islays: Lagavulin 16, Ardbeg Uigeadalifdaffwueaellla, etc.

There was a betting line that paid 175:1 if Suarez bit someone. Couples guys collected, including this Norwegian guy that won 17500kroner (~$3200). http://www.tv2.no/2014/06/24/sport/5741657