Porous Five Hole

Thank you for carrying the water toward positivity tonight

Quinn Cozens and Peterka keeping the lights on for this team

“The most dangerous lead in hockey is a two goal lead” so we are all set or dead in the water

Does this have anything to do with Falcor and the never ending story? Cuz I correlate the two.

LOL b-o-n-er is a bad word. Sorry SDS 😬

Just a minor ***** killer. I’m willing to see what happens next 🤷‍♂️

This feels like a hypno pron scenario and I’m not too proud to watch

Not gonna lie, these late night GDT are good times 🍻

I can’t let you do it. Maybe root for the Marlies lol

This may be true, but I call them as I see them. No reason to flame the enforcer from a generation (or two) ago because we are collectively frustrated today.

Now do it shirtless lol

I get it. You’re new here and want to taunt people. That’s fine. But at least honor honorable alumni because Rob was never a problem here and did his job. Flame the current roster all you want, but your take on Rob Ray is a terrible take.

Listen, I get it that everyone wants to burn this place down, but this is bullcrap. Rob answered the bell every time and policed for his team for a long time. He was a valiant force and he did much more damage than he took for a team that needed him desperately. You can rag on his broadcasting chops, but this is a garbage take.

Pass a glass of that Knob Creek. Gonna need whiskey snores to stop hearing that Kings goal horn in my dreams tonight.

So much for passing out to the Sabres game. The Kings goal horn is like a fire whistle at noon.

Levi floated away from the post on that second goal. Not sure what he was thinking his line should be. Yikes.

I dig the Kings goal horn, but Levi better stone them cold the rest of the way cuz it’ll wake me up if they score again 😂

Welp, the Kings scored first. I’ll still watch, but won’t fight passing out. Dang, the Sabres suck lol

And Tuch demoted to the third line. Donny firing the few bullets he has.

Buffalo has to score first tonight. The Sabres have been scored on first 27 of 47 games, and in those games are 4-20-3. They have a first period goal differential of -25. When trailing after the first they are 2-17-2. All are 2nd worst in the NHL only above the Sharks.

Punching in for the punishment. Let’s go Sabres I guess.

Dang, just noticed no MSG tonight. Too tough to bother watching it on my phone via 🏴‍☠️ I guess I’ll pull a @Buffalonill and drink up and drink heavily for him. 9-2 Ducks. Just poured a rye 🥃 Good luck Sabres.

Let’s do a gauntlet of challenges. Start with pull ups, hardest shot, Mario Kart, who has a hotter girlfriend, see if Dylan can spell Mitts last name and see if Mitts can find Whitehorse on a map. The loser gets traded to San Jose.