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    Seriously dude, shovel your driveway. Or hire some kid to do it like the elderly do.
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    He made faces and stuff. Ridiculous!
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    Pretty sure it was said on the broadcast after Ott threw the puck to Leino on a 3 on 1.
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    Love it.
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    I am NOT falling for that one again.
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    Use this thread to post anything visually appealing related to our game. Goalie masks, mainstream photos that appeal to you, or even ones you personally took at a game and want to share. Check this out - a 2,110 Megapixel photo of the Vancouver crowd at game 7 of the 2011 finals. Zoom way in and find something stuck in the teeth of someone you know!
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    Mod alert: can we get the non-olympic masks we just posted moved to the thread I just created? Thank you!
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    And thus the Tanknation Constitution was born.
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    Did he do this one for Enroth too?
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    It's suspiciously quiet.
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    Maybe we need a mask art thread? Not an Olympic mask but Steve Mason's got a new zombie themed one with dead teammates on it: And a stick that goes with it:
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    How do you figure? We're nowhere near resolution of Kassian vs. Hodgson. Stafford and Leino are still bums. Debate of a GM's job of winning trades vs. building a team still has legs. There's always the win games now vs. win seasons later disagreement. Well find things to argue about, darnit!
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    Quicks mask: http://kings.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=702892
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    I think I read it's against the IOC rules to have words on the masks. "USA" might be exempted as it's just the name of the country he's competing for. The Miller family in front of the clock is Miller Time as you suggested. Edit: (link) http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2014/01/16/jessie-vetter-team-usa-goalie-mask-required-to-remove-constitution-rendering/ That the clock is at 5:00 must mean Miller's an alcoholic who is going to drink these games away.
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    Completed:
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    My kids do something called PiP (Players in Progress) which is a basketball ball-handling skills activity for kids up to 6th grade. They're not very athletic so this is something good for them that still teaches some of the same life-skills organized athletics do. They are performing at halftime of the Globetrotters game at the FNC tonight. Last year they got to go but only the "all-star" team got to perform. This year they got picked to perform. They're super excited.
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    According to Sportsclubstats.com, after last night's win at Phoenix, the Sabres chance of finishing: 30th: 72% 29th: 22% 28th: 5% 27th: 1% 26th or higher: 0% (rounded to nearest whole %) Edit: I see now it used "weighted" predictions on the remainder of the season which somehow used past performance to predict future outcomes. If I change it to use coin flips for the rest of the games: 30th: 51% 29th: 30% 28th: 11% 27th: 5% 26th: 2% 25th: 1% 24th or higher: 0%
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    Yep you're at $250. You've pulled yourself back in whether you wanted to be or not.
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    Mike? Edit: Wait - is she Biznasty 1.0?
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    That goal was scored with the Sabres lethal power play of Ott, Leino, D'Agostini, Sulzer, and Ruhwedel.
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    My groin hurts at the mention of his name.
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    They need 52 points in the last 30 games (1.733 ppg) to move into a 4 way tie for 7th at 88 points with Detroit, Carolina, and Philadelphia. This is 1 point ahead of a three way tie for 11th with Columbus, Washington, and Ottawa. All of these maths use avg ppg over the season so far.
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    These, combined with your profile picture, are killing me.
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    In the spirit of Robviously, I'll be putting all my fantasy gambling balance on the Sabres in that one.
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    I'd love it if people started showing up to FNC dressed like this. Granted I understand people with season tix may not be as enthusiastic about the tank as some of us are.
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