Assquatch

Not really a complaint but anyway: I have the smileys turned off so that when I read this board at work, it isn't as obvious that I'm goofing off. ?The smiley's show up on my display as text "(IMG:style_emoticons/default/censored.gif)" etc. This one? :wallbash: displayes as "wallbash.gif" which my eyes always read as "ballwash.gif". What does that say about me?

I did intend to give a $4 tip, but I wasn't about to spend $19 on a pizza to do so. ?If it weren't for the coupons (that I thought I was giving the savings right back to the kid that delivered), I would have picked the pizza up myself. What is considered a big tip anyway? ?I mean at some point you're giving them more than just the tip. . . :shrug:

Pizza delivery guys expecting huge tips piss me off. ?I got a pizza delivered to my house last Friday night. ?The place offers a $1.50 coupon and a free delivery coupon (worth $2) that says right at the bottom of it "Can be used with any other offer or coupon". ?The total (before coupons) comes to $14.60. ?I give the guy $15 and the coupons. ?That is a $4 tip. ?The guy acts like I kicked his dog. ?The only thing I can think of is he has a stack of coupons in his car that he turns in to the restaurant when customers dont use them, pockets the difference, and gets mad when people actually use the coupons. P.S. ?Don't expect a bigger tip if you deliver my pizza in a 14mpg truck. ?I didn't ask you to, and my pizza isn't going to taste any better because you did. ? :nana:

If you torture numbers long enough, they will confess to anything. On average, each human has one breast and one testicle. Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

With how instrumental Brendan Shanahan was to bringing about the new rules and how much pull that might give him; and how pissed he was about the one-sided officiating last time these two teams played, I wont be in the least bit surprised to see it just as one-sided tonight in the other direction.

My Tivo guide says it is expecting "Knicks Gamenight" on, but I figured it was just a mistake. WGR550 and Sabres.com say the game shouldbe on MSG. Time to call Time Warner. :wallbash:

Is anyone else in the Buffalo area not getting the game on TV? I have some NFL show on MSG.

Lindy said in his press conference something about Kotalik not having it tonight. He put Gaustad on that line instead because he was "stronger on the boards".

It (the beep beep thing) is from this gay song. It was on a Ford commercial that got played ALOT (according to this) during canes games last season.

Max Afinogenov = Travis Henry. Dance... dance... dance... fumble.