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Adam Schefter reported that Doug Marrone is a "cinch" to get a head coaching job this offseason... Just like he was last year...

This is ridiculous. I feel like I should go back and sue my school now if this is the case. A portable basketball hoop wasn't properly taken care of and it fell directly on my head causing a neck injury when I was in 5th grade.

This is possibly the most frustrating video I have EVER seen... In my entire life. What the actual ######. The list of ridiculous ###### about this is neverending. It's two white, rich, entitled adults talking to each other... Both knowing the other is making up some ###### about talking to God (which we all know they didn't do) so they can fly around in their lavish private jets. Oh, and Joel Osteen is a greasy d!ckhead http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-rev-sue-wintz/grief-is-not-selfpity-joel-osteen_b_7658202.html

Here's some background on this idiotic saga... http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2015/12/ranchers_fight_with_feds_spark.html

When he's 41 in 2021? That's the next time he'll be a FA without a buyout. And didn't he say he'll retire if Chicago ever cuts or trades him?

Doesn't make him a sniper. He keyed on the great play of John Tavares, one of the top playmakers of the league. Kane and Eichel have great shots.

Moulson and Ennis aren't snipers. I don't know that they ever were.

I have a feeling this is the case, but I still think it should have two assists tacked on. Unless the own goal is a 100% boneheaded play it was caused by the play that took place prior to the defending player knocking it into their own net. I don't know if I'm saying the scoring is wrong as much as I'm saying I disagree with the way it's scored. Wait, so you're saying that since your circumstances have changed and you're directly impacted by a joke it isn't so much funny and is possibly offensive? :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Sabres now in 29th

I don't think you've read anything I've said recently on Johansen. My valuation of him has wavered. But he's a very very good young player.

To quote every person who has ever talked to me: "Lighten up, Francis."

Something entertaining happened in an entertainment-based sport league. I have no issue with it. All Star games aren't valid ways to decide whether a player is good or not anyways.

Totally. That's why my grades are more focused on what we got than gave.

http://www.nhltradetracker.com/user/trade_list_by_team/Buffalo_Sabres/1 Murray's trades: Ryan O'Reilly and Jamie McGinn for Nikita Zadorov, Mikhail Grigorenko, JT Compher, 2015 2nd Grade: A++ so far Robin Lehner and David Legwand for a 2015 1st (21st overall) Grade: TBD 2016 5th for Brian Flynn Grade: C Chad Johnson and 2016 3rd for Michal Neuvirth Grade: B Jack Nevins and a 2016 7th for Torrey Mitchell Grade: C- Chris Stewart for a 2017 2nd Grade: C (had better offers earlier and missed out/overvalued asset) Jason Kasdorf, Zach Bogogian and Evander Kane for Brendan Lemieux, Joel Armia, Drew Stafford, Tyler Myers and a 2015 1st Grade: B so far, bonus points for tank assist Anders Lindback and a 2016 3rd for Jhonas Enroth Grade: B+ Jerry D'Amigo for Luke Adam Grade: LOL WHO CARES Jordan Samuels-Thomas for nothing Grade: A for "ask me if I care" Josh Gorges for 2016 2nd Grade: B+ Hudson Fasching and Nic Deslauriers for two 2nds, Brayden McNabb and Jonathan Parker Grade: TBD, hinges purely on Fasching as McNabb and Deslauriers have defined their roles Torrey Mitchel, 2014 2nd and 2016 2nd for Matt Moulson and Cody McCormick Grade: A+ (got two picks for two players he re-signed, helped tank) Michal Neuvirth and Rostislav Klesla for Jaroslav Halak and a 2015 3rd Grade: C+ Jaroslav Halak, Chris Stewart, William Carrier, 2015 1st and 2016 3rd for Ryan Miller and Steve Ott Grade: B This is purely my opinion. I think he has done very well for himself. Several trades helped the tank and acquired assets that were either sold off or held for the future.

YOU WANT TO GIVE THEM JACK EICHEL AND ALL THAT!? :p I'm not making that trade. They're not getting both Pysyk AND McCabe and nothing else we have to give outside of Reinhart, Eichel, O'Reilly or Risto moves the needle. It's not a deal I'm all that interested in. And I also don't think we should be trading our first this year unless it's a definitive game changer who will guarantee very low lottery chances.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I think Nugent-Hopkins is a pure center. That's obviously not an absolute end to the conversation on him, but it's going to take defensive talent to get him which I'm not sure we have to give or should be willing to do so for a guy who will force us to move Eichel or O'Reilly off center.

Done! THIS IS A JOKE, I enjoy PA

He very well may. We know very little about Lehner as far as being the unquestioned number one goes... I'm excited for him to get back and to see what he's got.

Mike Grier's brother Chris is reportedly going to be named the Dolphins GM. Yes, that Mike Grier.

Also, I don't agree with Reinhart's last goal being unassisted. Both O'Reilly and Risto (I think he's the one that took the shot) should get assists for that. No Detroit players did anything but tip the puck...

Take away the creation of the universe and God's time as God hasn't exactly been terrific.

This year is going VERY well, in my opinion. Eichel is playing out of his mind right. Plenty of mistakes but, as we all know, he's 19. He's showing everything you could hope from him to this point and more. Reinhart has exceeded many expectations and looks like he's making strides towards justifying the 2nd overall draft pick it took to get him. Risto looks like a true top-pairing dman. O'Reilly is far better than we could've hoped after the millions of debates we had about him. A true leader. Ullmark looks capable and has a good base now to build on with some NHL experience. Fasching, Bailey and Baptste have all progressed as prospects. Borgen has shocked by being a key piece on the backend for Team USA. More wins is the preference, but this team's best assets are going to be its draft picks going forward so another top-five pick could be a huge win. I'm pumped. Thanks GMTM.

I was actually just looking it up. Nine is incorrect. It's seven. He's scored three goals and has four assists in that span.

Jesus Eichrist

That shot was redic