Andrew Amerk

Shagged Em

What about getting Skinner for Pu?

A guy I work with told me this was a hoax. Then he told me it would be gone by Easter. Then he said the heat of the summer would kill it. Now he’s saying there will a be a vaccine around next week and not to worry.

You spelled Joffrey Lupul wrong. Whose parents spelled Jeffrey wrong.

I don’t buy into this narrative. The Eulers offer sheeted Vanek. The Sabres didn’t retaliate. The ongoing hypothesis is that there is some sort of “honor code” amongst Gms to not do it to each other. Which would make more sense in an era where Gms kept their positions for 10-20 years and had to continually try and deal with each other. What’s the shelf life of a GM today? 2-4 years? Who cares. Use the tool to create some longevity for yourself as a GM, and weaken that of the other GM that couldn’t manage their cap properly or sign their players promptly.

A few years back, I went to Nassau for a concert, and stayed at the adjacent Marriott. The Sabres were staying there the same night ahead of a game against the Isles the following night. It was Gooses bday, and half the team was partying in the hotel bar. I got to meet and talk and drink with a lot of them, and not once did I mention I was from WNY or a major Sabres fan. We just hung out and had regular conversations, and most of them were just regular, normal dudes. Enroth, in particular, was the most down to Earth and easiest to talk to out of all the players there. We ended up making plans to have breakfast together in the morning to talk more. Super nice dude. Derek Roy ended up sitting with us, and was the polar opposite.

I’ll never understand why GM’s are adverse to offer sheeting other teams players. The rule is there, use it. Especially against division rivals. Can you imagine if Belicheat had this option in his arsenal?

That’s fine, but NWA wasn’t hip hop, they were rap.

For the last couple years, Fubo. It was originally $35/month when I signed up (plus I’d get Bills games). Now it’s been jacked up to $60/month, and I’m not getting Bills games, so I’ll be looking around at other options when NHL resumes.

An overhyped trash bag like Toews would be a perfect fit for NYR.

8 left.

Maybe they should tell Toews that 😂

Alright, well we will see what happens in a month when everyone can’t resist crisscrossing all over the country for Thanksgiving. And then again a month later for Xmas.

That doesn’t even come close to describing it.

What AHL coaches said this?

A royal goat head would be fine and interesting. But when you’re getting into this realm of “inverted” jerseys - then what? A yellow goat head jersey?

How about: don’t travel at all. There is a pandemic going on.

Have you been watching Pats games? They honestly aren’t very good.

If I had to guess, that Anaheim one is wrong. I would have to think they’d go with a Mighty Ducks jersey, with inverted colors.

Which would make for an interesting follow up question: Favorite current Sabre not named Eichel, Dahlin, or RJ...

This might get half of you excited, and the other half upset. https://thehockeywriters.com/buffalo-sabres-goat-head-jersey-alternate/ “The Buffalo Sabres are expected to release “reverse retro” uniforms as part of the NHL’s rumoured modern-day throwback jersey program.”

Yeah, but where were the laces of the ball when he kicked it?

So, I take it more of you are Pro Raanta than Antti Raanta?

I still don’t see him being the prospect where this list has him. He’s going to come here and be a mediocre contributor.