Mustache of God

Love seeing Sobotka just dump it out the zone directly to the Tampa D, who turn that around into a rush/prime scoring chance.

Trading for Duchene right now makes zero sense unless it's a sign & trade. I imagine Buffalo would be interested in making a run at him this summer in FA but I'm guessing he'd want a 7 year deal and I don't think I want him for that long for the amount of money he'd command.

No.

Lines from wednesday which we'll probably see tonight: Wednesday’s lines: Skinner - Eichel - Rodrigues Sheary - Mittelstadt - Reinhart Girgensons - Larsson - Pominville Smith - Sobotka - Thompson McCabe - Ristolainen Dahlin - Bogosian Beaulieu - Nelson Pilut - Hunwick The bottom 6 combos are not...great, but you can only rearrange deck chairs in so many ways, they'll still just be chairs on a deck.

I'm unsure what exactly a "Bork" is, but from what i can contextually infer, yes, yes I would say that.

My prediction is Tampa caves in Buffalos skull with a heavy rock until it doesn't much resemble a skull any longer. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

That ROR trade keeps looking worse and worse. Every win they string together makes our draft pick that much worse. Maybe they'll have a twist of fate after their streak similar to the Sabres? Our luck will have the Sharks finish 3rd overall and the blues 4th somehow.

Okposo and Moulson signed here as FAs.

How can they possibly be this bad? They're perpetually regressing.

At least the powerplay didn't make me want to vomit on myself?

***** that's offsides. God. *****.

Okay, Jack is playing with some piss and vinegar. Let's get him a hattrick.

JACKIE BOY!

Sobotka is so bad! Finish that!

We're down 2 goals with 10 minutes left. Why is our 4th line on the ice?

JK, it didn't go in ?

DID SOBOTKA JUST SCORE?

To prepare for the walk of atonement. *DING* SHAME!

I agree. I wish he'd show any kind of emotion.

Also Ullmark needs to stop that.

Holy ***** this team is bad. So ***** bad. Play 60 minutes!

This is exactly what I didn't want to happen ?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Please respond and not have the wheels fall off.

*****