Mustache of God

Ha, nothing inspires less confidence than seeing okpsoso and sobotka trying to break up the ice...

Must hockey.

The big question will be does Housley play a line of O'Regan - Eichel - EROD and get the BU Band back together? I really hope O'Reagan comes up and scores all the goals, making the Kane trade look like a steal.

Dahlin is 7 points away from being the 3rd highest 18 year old defensive scorer and needs 9 to slide into the number 2 spot (albeit Orr had 41 points in 61 games). Housley is #1 with 66 points. Dahlin averages .55 points per game so it's not out of the realm of possibility he can slide into the number 2 spot with 22 games remaining. Point being, hell yeah he's living up to my expectations.

Surely a billionaire can afford someone to tug him off that didn't end up in their position via human trafficking/sex slaves? ***** you Mr. Craft. At least he didn't do something terrible like smoke some weed or take a knee during an anthem.

jack getting some good looks so far

Bad turn-over / learning experience for Casey. Nice save by Hutton.

Love seeing Sobotka just dump it out the zone directly to the Tampa D, who turn that around into a rush/prime scoring chance.

Trading for Duchene right now makes zero sense unless it's a sign & trade. I imagine Buffalo would be interested in making a run at him this summer in FA but I'm guessing he'd want a 7 year deal and I don't think I want him for that long for the amount of money he'd command.

No.

Lines from wednesday which we'll probably see tonight: Wednesday’s lines: Skinner - Eichel - Rodrigues Sheary - Mittelstadt - Reinhart Girgensons - Larsson - Pominville Smith - Sobotka - Thompson McCabe - Ristolainen Dahlin - Bogosian Beaulieu - Nelson Pilut - Hunwick The bottom 6 combos are not...great, but you can only rearrange deck chairs in so many ways, they'll still just be chairs on a deck.

I'm unsure what exactly a "Bork" is, but from what i can contextually infer, yes, yes I would say that.

My prediction is Tampa caves in Buffalos skull with a heavy rock until it doesn't much resemble a skull any longer. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

That ROR trade keeps looking worse and worse. Every win they string together makes our draft pick that much worse. Maybe they'll have a twist of fate after their streak similar to the Sabres? Our luck will have the Sharks finish 3rd overall and the blues 4th somehow.

Okposo and Moulson signed here as FAs.

How can they possibly be this bad? They're perpetually regressing.

At least the powerplay didn't make me want to vomit on myself?

***** that's offsides. God. *****.

Okay, Jack is playing with some piss and vinegar. Let's get him a hattrick.

JACKIE BOY!

Sobotka is so bad! Finish that!

We're down 2 goals with 10 minutes left. Why is our 4th line on the ice?

JK, it didn't go in ?

DID SOBOTKA JUST SCORE?

To prepare for the walk of atonement. *DING* SHAME!