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Right, but they didn't indicate them 3-1-2, they listed them as 1-2-3. What if the posted lines for opening night were listed 4-1-2-3? Ours heads would have been exploding and nobody would have been arguing semantics. This is absolutely is a demotion and his ice-time is going to be dictated by how he responds.

FootballTennis Match Commentator #1: That's 5 interceptions for Nate Peterman. He's playing the worst football of his life. What's he feeling right now, Tex Hayward? Tex Hayward: I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.

Shouldn't this be seen as demotion? Come on, anyone whose been watching Eichel this season can tell the effort hasn't' been there. He seems to give up to easily and his body language screams 1 part frustration / 1 part I don't want to be here.

They're due to score more than 1 tonight right? Or should we expect less, go for the baby steps approach? Will they register a shot within the first 5 minutes? How about the first 10? It's mind blowing just how bad this team has been. At least during the tank years we had the hopes "well this will be worth it in 3 years". That time is now and it almost seems like we're regressing.

Tonight, on the twenty-first game, I predict the defense will notch a goal.

Surely Buffalo sports won't embarrass itself for a 4th night in a row. Fool me thrice...

mother. falker.

It's so numbing knowing that the only bright spot this season is going to be traded.

"mished pass", thanks Razor.

Taro Tsujimoto!

has anyone upgraded to fiefox quantum? its sooooo faaaasssst

Who somehow still has more life than the 2017 Buffalo Sabres.

How can Ray say they had a good period with a straight face? They didn't register a shot on goal for 17 god dang minutes! Was it good in that he didn't fall asleep?

The ONE time dunnelvy calls a goal it's not a goal

Why does nolan get all the breakaways

Barf. This team is baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Wow...there was almost zero response from the DET crowd at that no-goal call. that's worse than us, right?

I somewhat agree but a 4th line of Griffith - Crisco - Nolan seems...well...bad. Girgs on that line adds a bit of defensive responsibility and complements the muscle along with Nolan. Then again, maybe a powerhouse AHL line would translate well to the NHL?

Is there an update on Risto or is he "day-to-day" and is that actual day to day or the Houlsey day to day? Wasn't Bogo skating last week? Has he been practicing or should we assume he'll only play 15 games this year. Is this the game where our defense finally finds nets a goal?

I've heard rumblings that this Crisco character is secretly middlestatd in disguise (a la scooby doo villain). I expect 5 goals from him tonight.

When you haven't made the playoffs in 17 years you get time to develop some "out-there" strategies.

I would swap Girgs with Mouslon and then tell the 4th line to show-up an hour late for the charter and call it an "logistical error" and then I'd be saying the same thing.

He said it with his eyes. I know it's confirmation bias but I feel that every time I read about a slumping player in the BN pre-game articles that player usually has an amazing game.

#JustBuffaloThings i'm also noticing "Liger Out" making it's way into the lexicon.

My guess would be the Carolina game where we only put up 3 points. I know it was a defensive battle as we held them to 9 points but I'd qualify any game that a team can only put up 3 points as an embarrassment (for the offense at least, the D did their job in that one).