Mustache of God

I'm not sure I understand this stat...what it tells me is that Jack is put on the ice in critical situations.

"Hey, yeah, i know your career just ended and you're never going to make money playing football ever again but can you give us back all those millions of dollars we gave you a few months ago? Thanks!"

That line-up is scary bad without Jack in there. Woof.

I think it'd be fun to see Jagr on the Sabres, not that I think it'd ever happen. But why? Accountability. Since our bottom 6 is useless it'd be beneficial to have Jagr in the room showing the younger guys how to prepare for games night in and night out. If you mail it in one night you're going to get benched for a 46 year old who wants to be there more than you do. I'd much rather see Jagr on the ice than Nolan, Wilson, Erod, Larsson or Girgensons. The season is done so why not bring in someone who can provide value off the ice.

He's grown stale because the team has been terrible. I think I read an interview with him saying that in the 90s when we had Howardchuck and Anderchuck and another "chuck" (malarkchuk? he was a goalie though), he always wanted the three of them to connect on a goal so he could call , "HERE A CHUCK, THERE A CHUCK, EVERYWHERE A CHUCK CHUCK!"

This passing competition is a joke, especially the 2nd part of it.

seems dangerous for the fastest skaters to not be wearing a helmet?

So Ron Mclean is interviewing a group of Pirates and one of the pirates has a "Got Milf?" pin on. Classic.

18 gp this year. Didnt two posters here have an over under bet on how many hed play?

I'd try it at least once...for science.

I'd volunteer to try this...for science.

Kane needs talent on his lines to succeed, the criticism of kane with eichel was that he has low hockey iq and would rip low percentagr shots that would end up going high and wide and careem out of the zone. Playung with larsson and pomenville isnt working for kane.

Getting into pedantics here but I equate Chads and Neckbeards as equal but different types of losers. I'd call him a neckbeard if he was rocking a neckbeard and fedora. Chad's are Type A personalities to a T, rule abiders who make bureaucrats come off as easy to deal with. Neckbeards are self-serving slobs.

He looks like a total Chad.

Really don't understand why Kane isn't the LW on the 2nd line...perhaps PH wants to balance out the lines? That would work if Kane could act as a driver but he needs to play with skilled players to succeed. He's had 2 assists this month, that's real bad. Put him on with ROR and let him rack up points, having him on the 3rd line is killing his trade value.

I wouldnt mind seeing jack set a career high for points tonight...hes only had 4 once before in his first game in Boston i think. Hoping to see him set up Antipin.

This team is playing with confidence.

Oh baby! This is the best game ive seen all season.

I hope the boys smell blood and double the current lead.

Is that 20 for Jack?

JACK EICHEL!

Whoop! Thats how you powerplay!

This is one of the worst power plays ive seen. Woof.

Wilson-O’Reilly-Reinhart , the power trio ive been waiting for all my life. Arent we trying to trade Kane? Shouldnt he be playing with players who will help him score? I havent looked at box scores of late but i feel like he hasnt been productive lately

I think Antipin scores tonight.