During the early eighties i had the displeasure of seeing a very large drunk women drop her drawers, bend over and urinate in a shopping mall parking lot. She emptied her bladder in a stream that shot what seemed like 15 feet behind her. Being 20ish and somewhat new to the ways of the world and maybe 10 feet from the ahem, lady at the time I got a close up view of the proceedings and needless to say this incident left a scar on my very soul. My condolences to the wife DeLuca.