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Zhitnik is definitely the most surprising name on that list. And I loved that dude.

ESPNs discussion about Rempe is mad cringe. Super dinosaur *****. Holy *****.

Ok, I still love Krebs

Zemgus loves him some smelling salts

Big L coming for the Sabres vibes

I’m going to try to take enough drugs where this doesn’t seem like the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I’ll let you know in about 15 hours.

*checks math* Sabres need 40 points in their last 22 games to get to the wildcard spot. I’m no mathematician but that doesn’t sound like anything ever done in the history of the league let alone but this group of…uh…players.

I stopped being entertained a while ago

That dude is 1000 miles in the wrong direction for this franchise

I don’t really care about any of that crap anymore. They need to get into the playoffs. Which clearly isn’t happening with this happy to be here band of losers. They need players that aren’t happy at all. Guys that wake up and want to make someone’s life worse. They are solely concerned with winning hockey games with no regard to teammates feelings or opponent’s safety. I want players with personal problems that motivate them to smash someone’s face into the glass visualizing the teeth of whomever they pictured during that hit flying though the air getting lost on the frozen surface that lies beneath. Enough Tommy Dangles or All-Star 🤮Rasmus Dahlin. I want players that enjoy seeing other people suffer, writhing in pain on the ice. Take all of these nice guys, remove them from the team and bring in guys that ***** in your sandwich and piss on your dog.

We should keep the fanboi train chugging and bring in only soft lazy players that “want to be here”.

This team is 10 players away from being a contender. Quite frankly, I’m not sure anyone on the current roster is capable of winning anything other than a few meaningless (games like tonight and Thursday) in a season.

I don’t like or believe in Rasmus Dahlin

Ah yes Rasmus Dahlin our savior

They have 28 wins and 32 losses. I’m not sold on them finishing above .500.

Colorado has players like Manson, Wood, and Colton. The Sabres do not.

I don’t think they got any better

Exactly. They need to play hard!! /might get a few more spearing penalties though.

Because they don’t think he’s actually going to help. ***** 4D chess right there.

I’d twist an ankle for sure. You can make money doing that

If that’s all they do in the offseason, I’m jumping off a bridge.

It is to you and I but people like my dad and brother aren’t anywhere near as deep of fans. They just know what the headlines feed them, at best. They won’t understand trading Kulich, Levi and Cozens for Brady Tkachuk and Jakob Chychrun.

Every hockey player’s height is measured with their skates on. Their actual heights are two inches shorter than the listed heights.