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I would trade any player on the roster or in the pipeline for him. Probably multiple. It would take roster players to acquire a player of this ilk. Power maybe? I’d move him of Dahlin is a second for any Tkachuk.

This makes two assumptions: a) he thinks there is something wrong with the roster b) he is actually going to do something about it. I don’t think it’s safe to assume either

Because he’s not good at scoring goals

So a rookie fights every taker in his first week as an NHLer and everyone thinks enforcers are returning to the league?

Autocorrect making me look slightly dumber than I am

May didn’t fight all takers like Ray but he was vicious…and dirty. I’ll always remember when he sucker punched Derek Plante in front of the net when he played for the Nucks. It was filthy. Both in dirtiness and viciousness. Brad was massive, his hand looked like meaty tennis rackets. I wish the Sabres had someone with 1/10th of Brad’s Chutzpah.

“Around”

Profoundly moronic. Like I don’t post pics of me smoking weed, even though it’s legal. What on Earth was dude thinking?

You…uh…got their number?

Jordan Greenway is fine, it’s just sad that he’s our “toughest” player.

AT&T still never had a problem

Ah yes the Alex Nylander revenge game

I’m always up for BJs on a Friday or any day really.

Good news, that ended last season. Maybe the timing of his comeback isn’t coincidental.

I exclusively put Siracha ketchup on my dogs

Has anyone tried putting their phone is rice? Maybe that’ll help.

I’m on AT&T without issue. Although I rarely receive actual phone calls. Will texts still work?

They should put a giant lava lamp on the scoreboard and serve edibles pregame. To the players and the fans. Concessions would skyrocket. Nachos in particular.

I could speculate but that might be deemed irresponsible.

Jack-EYE

I thought the Tage line was good. Fancy stats seem to confirm.

He was drafted by the Habs too! Dammit I want a Xhekaj!

That appears to be happening naturally. By the end of the season it’ll be no home fans.

Arber Xhekaj is the coolest name I’ve ever heard.

He was rage