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Moose are terrifyingly huge

1.6% 90% of the statistics are made up 60% of the time

Dude was a one man wrecking crew when healthy

Very reminiscent of the Derrick Dockery / Langston Walker signings. Mediocre OL signed to ridiculous money by bad teams.

But he’s bringing old school hockey back!

They started the season on fire. Since the WJC, it’s been ugly. Kulich had 17 goals in his first 22 games thus season, he’s had once since. 🤮Rosen has been down most of the season. He had a 10 game goalless streak.

He couldn’t play hockey

Trust me, I won’t be sticking anything anywhere.

Neuchev looking neuce Inconsistent

Bryson is fine. The problem of including him in the top 6 is that the entire defense core doesn’t touch anyone. Byrum might but Power, Joker, Ryan Johnson don’t at all. Dahlin will but he’s not exactly Scott Stevens when it comes to physical play. So we have an entire defense that won’t touch anyone. Maybe that work? 🙄 Are there Stanley Cup winners we can point to that built their D this way? Forgot Clifton. He hits and scraps but he’s 5’11”. Not exactly an intimidating presence.

I’m not sure if I can have a conversation with someone who thinks he can.

Me /probably

Here’s hoping

Yeah the players might play out the string but they aren’t going full Chicago Black Sox.

He can help them find the tastiest of wieners and donuts. SMH.

They need to bring in competition. I have no faith Adams will do anything resembling that. I like Krebs in the mix tho. Maybe Savoie or Kulich (I still think he’s a winger) will surprise but they better not count on them.

That should be one of these butthole reporters first question after some nonsense like that comes out of Adams mouth. “Kevyn, Mike Harrington here. Why do you want to keep players that are the face of a decade of failure, I’ll hang up and listen.”

I will stick giant things in my butthole if they make the playoffs

Much to Mike Harrington’s chagrin, I think Peyton deserves a shot with actual scorers.

You can’t make this stuff up. A fanbase that would absolutely die to have a gutty, gritty, in your face team and we keep drafting Baryshnikov’s. Imagine this team if Beniers and Tkachuk were here instead of 25 & 26. Holy ***** does the NHL barely give a flying ***** about this. Kane, Kuznetsov, they all do it.

I got plenty of things to smoke but I need some of what you have

*takes note of gif for later use 😎

Like I said. We are going to die before this team figures anything out.