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Right. See Eric Lindros trade.

I would just be happy if it looked like he could play defense.

The NHL thinks?

Do people read the whole thread? I said he needs to be fired first.

Cathrine Bell from popular 90s TV show JAG. Yeah I didn't watch it either.

This JAG?

That "rumor" has been out there for a while. Throw Mitts or Tage in there and grab another scorer.

You'd be getting back a franchise changing deal. Think Lindros. The Dique got #1C forsbeg, top pairing D in Duschene and Hoffman, #3C in Ricci and a #1 goalie. Sign me up.

Except Jack is at a MVP level now. Moving him and keeping Dahlin would just set you back 5 years.

Draisaitl & Nurse? Don't let your love blind you. What about Petterson & Boeser in a package? Exactly Fire JBot, then make the trade.

Thinking about how to fix the Sabres, the only thing I can come up with that isn't shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic is a Blockbuster invloving Dahlin. I know this sounds blasphemous to most but did fans feel that way prior to Turgeon for LaFontaine? Is there a superstar forward in his prime we could pry away from a team looking to rebuild around a player like Dahlin. I can't think of any but I'm sure my friends here at Sabrespace can come up with something. Or completely blast me for even making the suggestion. Blast away...?

I'll go if @PASabreFan goes. I'll have to warn everyone, I don't know how to stop, pass, shoot or doing anything hockey related. But I think I'll look kinda cool out there.

Quittin for Quinton.

Those are pretty good. My boss would still fire my ass if I told him I was trying to do stuff but no one is cooperating. This should be no different.

Being indifferent is much worse for the Sabres, probably better for your soul. If your angry, you still care and are most likely still consuming their product. Indifference will lead to complete abandonment of their product. No ticket sales, no concessions, no merch, no expensive cable/satellite/streaming service. IMHO, the Sabres are pushing fans to indifference. A year or two of suckitude will get anger, a decade of incompetence, will get abandonment. It's much harder to get those fans back as opposed to angry fans.

Yes.

There shouldn't have been a PK as Dahlin takes an unnecessary chance at the blue line then rakes Ennis' face trying to compensate. Oh and if you want to make a run for the playoffs, you can't let a team barely scoring on 1 out of 10 PPs, score on their first chance. Way to immediately neutralize the team and crowd.

Why not just segregate the edibles and create some sort of compost area so you don't look like a hoarder weirdo and someone calls social services on your ass?

Speed. Coke. Potayto, potahto.

Why would either player be available?

That line had me LMFAO. Never understood his popularity but I have to keep in my mind the reason his show, young Sheldon, Two and a half men and the worst one yet Two Broke Girls are popular is that our society is low brow. Not in a stupid dick joke schtick that I enjoy but this milquetoast, bland, boring, I'm not sure how it's even funny kinda way.

Arguing men don't want sex or that women want it?

I firmly believe any man that is a coworkers "work husband" is really just playing the long game for sex. I don't think women view these relationships the same way. They just have a buddy of the opposite sex whom they work with. BTW, my ex-wife left me for (and is still with) her former "work husband" completely debunking my own theory.

He's also a super annoying follow on Twitter. A lot of holier than thou stuff that gets tiring real quick and I usually agree with what he's saying.

Don't we want secondary scoring? Just because Skinner and Johansson were in massive slupms before the injuries, doesn't mean it's not the right thing to do.