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Why do you hate pine cones?

There were growing protests in China leading up to the Wuhan. No better way to keep people off the streets. Not saying I believe it, but not saying I would be surprised if it turned out to be true, either.

His show his pretty good. I also know the the guy he is talking to loves to sell books.

Sure. i have this rock. It keeps tigers away. does it work? you see any tigers? Tigers sure are scary, though.

We'll, it's one way to keep then number of positive test results down.

Maybe that's his secret. He practices with the friction of the driveway so when he's on the ice his stick speed is that much faster. Brilliant.

Ditto.

I am disappoint.

Dude. Really? Look at the power he generates from not really that much movement. The stick makes contact in the exact same spot a few inches behind the puck every single time. And listen to the contact. It's almost musical in its perfection.

Honestly,… as hockey fans, does no-one else see what a freak Ovechkin is in this video? Jebus!

I did! But you knew that.

All I got out of that was, "holy schit, is Ovi a freak!!"

Good call. 30 days seems long, though?

Bruce Smith missed a playoff game. … if only…

Imagine what it would take to keep 1.4 billion Americans from screwing the pooch. That's what they get to deal with. I actually think 1.4 billion Americans would be way worse.

I love the energy of watching two Canadien teams play on the French broadcast. Looking forward to Jets Oilers. Side note: I don't speak French, but I have ears, and there is no way that Canadien French doesn't sound just as boorish to the French, as American English sounds to the English.

Just hit the edit button on your initial post.

They kinda lost me when they used the phrase “ordinary flu.” Anyone who has ever had the flu (I have twice) knows there is nothing ordinary about it. I’ll just say this, since October 1st, 2019, there have been as many as 50000 deaths in this country (alone!) from the “ordinary flu.” And still people don’t get there shots.

... and I’m looking for flights to Hawaii. Bet I can get’em reeeeeally cheap.

It was good to see Eichel smile after his goal. Seems like his drought was weighing on him pretty heavily. ... Even more heavily than the weight of the rest of the team.

Who would have ever guessed that fans of a team that recently won a Stanley Cup and is in first place heading into the playoffs would get some love, and a team that will now miss the playoffs for the ninth season wouldn’t? Your shtick is getting old.

Did we really need more evidence? We all watch the games.

I'm not sure they do. ANALYTICS!!!!

Oh, thank God. Win or lose, locker room interviews are mind-numbingly painful.

For musicians, it's actually a really good gig, provided they make it through basic.