Russian machine never breaks stride
 
	Also:
 
	So it’s a whole load of nothing?
 
	Sorry folks. All signs point to this story being a myth.
 
	The current owner of 716-867-5309 is a female with a residence on Potomac Avenue in Buffalo. Please don’t pester her when you finish reading this story. The voice mailbox was always full when I called.
 
	Thanks to extensive research, we can prove this urban legend is not true. But if anyone can cite a different Buffalo connection to the song, please contact me at jeffschober@hotmail.com. If there is more to the story, you’ll read about it here in a follow-up.
 
	In the meantime, keep listening to 80s rock!