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What the hell was he thinking. He goes for the slash but swings upward. It’s just so damn stupid.

No, but he is available as a skating coach.

My grandfather was really into researching his ancestry 30 or so years ago. At one point he was sharing his family cost of arms with everyone. No one had the heart to tell him it was fake.

I bet there’s someone out there with that last name. It has to be something.

Are people shocked that the beat team in the league has a better setup than Buffalo?

Scrimmages? So what do they do, just call or the game after a choppy play and say the rest of the time on the ice doesn’t count?

Am I supposed to take my ball and go home now, locking the thread?

Do they not have an LLC (or whatever the appropriate term is) anymore? He would actually be the perfect person for the new roof.

I thought that train between Buffalo and the Giants only was only one way to NJ.

How about the scenario where Tampa, Detroit, and Buffalo all finish ahead of the 3rd place metro team but one still misses out on the playoffs? That would make for some fun complaints.

I think that might be the most common one out there these days. I’d say that this one kills me, but apparently a few people out there take things a bit too literally (that one’s for you @nucci).

Did they put a double T in that name just to mess with people?

And then there’s this. They’re stuck with Johansen because he says he’s hurt.

Could you imagine sitting down to what to what you think is going to be another thrilling connect the dots experience… and it winds up just being a straight line I had some great private message conversations with him years back. I want to go back and see if they still exist. It was fun stuff about the youth hockey when he was growing up.

You know the best part? This “you don’t know football” take was made while talking about someone’s social media habits.

If I was a child of the social media era, I would be messing with people’s heads constantly. The more cryptic the better and it would be a daily thing.

I feel like it’s usually pretty easy to spot the difference between a language barrier and just plain not knowing any better. I don’t know that your dialect suggestions qualify as a language barrier, but I’m comfortable making that association.

Who knew that a late night mid-feed post could actually educate? My one contribution for the year has been made. And on a completely different note, it’s not a grammar thing but I get a kick out of seeing a few people in here who don’t understand the concept of hyperbole.

I recently took a little jab at someone for calling a player a “duel threat”. It got me thinking about how there are some recurring posting habits around here that always have me rolling my eyes. We don’t need any public shaming here, I’m more looking for some subtle shaming instead. I won’t name any names, but you know who you are. So here we go: 1. A certain poster named after a type of hair extension constantly says “noone”. I don’t know if he or she thinks it is old English after spending too much time at ye olde pub at 12pm, but that’s not a word. 2. Sticking to the hair theme, a certain large hairy alien regularly talks about things that he/she “would of” done. I can’t even think of some witty way where you could actually use those two words together. Maybe if I would’ve had more sleep last night. There you go. Even the greatest of detectives can’t possibly know who I am talking about. I’m sure there are many other typos and grammar oddities out there, maybe even from me. Let’s hear them. Or feel free to pick something out from this very post. Like I said, limited sleep.

I’d imagine that this is a Granato call, not Adams. The coach needs to be making this kind of decision at this point.

Paranoia.

Or the vast majority of the time that someone tries to make another teams backup their starter through free agency.

I’ve been playing Gotham Knights lately after it came out maybe 2 years ago. What a steaming pile.

A pair of barn burners tonight.

I would just like to remind you that you’re defending a generation that walks around in public wearing pajama pants and crocks.