X. Benedict Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Newsflash!: It was reported by news channel 2 today that former managing partner of the Sabres and douche larry quinn went missing from his home sometime last night. In other news the sabres were delivered an Industrial Sized blender today and to celebrate their new purchase they buried an unknown slushy flavor at center ice for good luck they are calling "quinns entrails" I mean "quinnsesentials".... :oops: :death: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 :unsure: Its ok :beer: I promise i am kidding. they only buried a piece of the puck to banish evil spirits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 :unsure: Yeah that was...odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Its ok :beer: I promise i am kidding. they only buried a piece of the puck to banish evil spirits. I just wasn't expecting a scene from Fargo. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGR4GM Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 my apologies. They only buried Darcys testicles so no managing partner to steal them again... jk jk :clapping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 It all makes sense now. An energy guy buys a hockey team and states if he wanted to make more money he would drill another gas well. Then the 1st thing that happens at HSBC arena is they start drillIng at center ice! A little coincidental don't you think? Clearly, there is a fortune in gas under there! With all the stink that has been on the ice the last few games - it was only logical to think that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I like that PA. Sucker him in with a welcome, just so you can... wait for it... Bury him under the Ice when he sees your true nature. Just what you would expect from PA. Just like seeing an old lady fall down; and when you go help her she hits you with her big purse and steals your wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASabreFan Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 my apologies. They only buried Darcys testicles so no managing partner to steal them again... jk jk :clapping: Must be why Gerbe was using the 3/8 inch bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Must be why Gerbe was using the 3/8 inch bit. A true hobbit craftsman would use an eggbeater style hand drill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallawaySabres Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 The truth comes out....Somebody get Rivet out now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaTB Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Darcy's old purse perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Darcy's old purse perhaps? I just wonder if the ice crew is mad because they now have to repaint that eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 per Buff News: Following the workout, Nathan Gerbe took a drill to the red Sabres eye at center ice and buried something in the ice. Gerbe would not divulge what he did. A bunch of us cynical media types were joking it was the last penny pinched out of the franchise by Tom Golisano but a source tells us it was actually a piece of a puck from last week, as a sign the team is trying to bury the last three games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannustyrannus Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 A true hobbit craftsman would use an eggbeater style hand drill. the One Ring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkempatheticJAF Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Welcome!! TY! (sorry so late) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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