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Oh, I'm not opining about his lack of ability to do the things he needs/wants/whims to do. I just think it's funny sometimes to observe where old-ish folks decided to get off the technology bus.

Also, not sure if this was posted. The Jack Eichel Mic'd Up was a nice little piece.

Due props to Bucky. That article was readable. He had previously demolished any high ground from which he pissed on everything. I laughed when I read about the flip phone in the article, just as I laughed when I saw Terry pull it out of his pocket at the draft table. He uses a busted old flip phone that looks older than a Motorola Razr v3. It was endearing in a geriatric way.

Tyrannosaurus Rekt

So, apparently there's Major League Eating, which ranks the competitive eaters. "Buffalo" Jim Reeves, a teacher in Gowanda, is ranked #18 and competes at every Buffalo Wing Festival. He holds the record for watermelon eating: 13.22 pounds of watermelon in 15 minutes. #43, Matt Bonnano, is from Ontario, NY.

I posit that the Concept of Zach Kassian is also lead-lined.

Aww, don't make Reinhart be Hawkeye. Hawkeye sucks.

Ryan O'Reilly will be fine.

Not sure the implications of the signing bonus, but with ROR on board for 7x7.5, this team is hot.

Haha, perfect. Just play the hot hand hurdurrr

Can't tell if that's better or worse than playing in Bridgeport.

Generally, I'm for the kids getting as much playoff experience as they can, while preparing the roster's inevitable dynasty.

But he has to earn a spot on the team first hurrrr

27.5 (Waves at NYI)

No u.

Spectators' jock itch? That is nice though. Day one: sign the contract and do the press conference. Day two: go right to the cancer ward and spread the hope. This guy gets it. Jack Eichel has earned my vote for regional Jesus.

Yasss... feed him newborn babies so he can absorb their stem cells and grow into Christopher Reeves' Superman. No no no... Dark said he has to tell the kids to f off so he can get back to hockey.

He's our highly publicized secret weapon.

Well, Hodgson had that decent season. I think that's something.

I like Oduya (staunch) or Ehrhoff (mobile).

Take THAT Connor McFlaccid!

In the same vein, that's why it was surprising to me that Compher was moved. But it's now well-demonstrated GMTM has no hesitation in moving assets to receive assets. I'm on board for the Cup run.

We could start a free AirBnB app for prospects.

But then they couldn't have drafted those three guys, none of which I remember the names or positions of, despite seeing them be drafted live. And I wasn't drinking. Much.