I had the "pleasure" of the double orifice endoscopy/colonoscopy last year. I remember asking what drug they were administering and was told it was a concotion of fentenyl plus.....aaaaaaand then I was out.
That is a bold statement my friend. I hope for your sake it's accurate because you know damn well there are many people who wouldn't bat an eye at throwing you off a cliff if your proclamation ended up being blasphemous.
I was going to suggest a nuisance permit but I know they're normally reserved for farmers around these parts. Doesn't necessarily mean the farmer has to be the one pulling the trigger.