JoeSchmoe

Love these annual articles. Unfortunately, I can't think of a prospect in the pipeline with a realistic ceiling better than a 2nd liner. And we're worse on defense.

He voted for Mondale and still hasn't lived down the loss.

Do we make the playoffs if Adams gets Kane?

Glad most people got to see it. We had a great show here in West Niagara. I expected to be underwhelmed and was happy to be proven very wrong.

Got my first glimpse through a brief break in the clouds here in West Niagara.

On my street when we were kids, we all learned to shoot on our own without our parents' instruction. I ended up left, my brother was right. We're both right handed. It was random between my friends as well. On a similar note, I was into rowing in my teens and twenties. In the boat you have oars going out to half the rower's left (starboard side) and you have oars going out to the the other half's right (port side). Again, it was random as to what side the athletes would gravitate towards.

1pt

...JoeSchmoe dusts off guitar and jams out 2112 (however terribly and incorrectly) end to end.

Yes. Yes it was.

The saving grace for the rest of us is that as long as the Sabres aren't mathematically eliminated, we can avoid having to watch any more Comrie starts.

Ok... "catch" everyone.

Man... I'm watching scoreboards as much as everyone here, but we're not back in. Not enough games to pass this many teams. I'm a glutton for punishment though and will watch to the bitter end. So bitter.

Krebs, Girgensons, and Robinson can join him.

Sloppy game. Poor reffing.

When I was a kid, I'd watch SCTA only to hope Bob and Doug would be on. I watched Strange Brew with my kids a few years back. Obviously I'm a lot older now, but it was still pretty funny in a most juvenile way. Edit: I vehemently disagree with you on the Trailer Park Boys. On the surface it was a crude lowbrow comedy, but it was actually under the radar brilliant.

Man... As much as I try, I just can't find the old SCTV clips funny. I REALLY respect the cast, and really want to like it, but either it's all dated now or maybe wasn't really all that funny in the first place. That clip really wasn't funny in the least. Was cool seeing the vintage Canadian mall and sports store, and hearing the old Leafs announcer though.

When you're doing an internet troll, the key is to flame things up with only a minimum amount of typing. When you invest a lot of time in a troll, the joke's very much on you. Go Sabres! Let's Go Buffalo

He's going to be a real humdinger!

I still think we're in fight for a playoff spot if Adams actually did the minimum amount of homework and not signed him.

I immediately have flashbacks to the jokes you see at the urinal where it says "What are you laughing at, the joke's in your hand".

All the best teams have 4th lines that score more than they get scored against. Robinson, Krebs, and Girgensons aren't it.

Here's are team PP stats... Skinner is out #1 power play guy. Skinner is not our problem. OUR REAL PROBLEM IS SKINNER IS OUR #1 PP GUY. If you want to blame anyone, blame Cozens, Tuch, and Tage for sucking so hard compared to last year. Combine this with the fact that year after year our 3rd and 4th lines are a bunch of scrubs.

I already posted the advanced stats (ex GF%). It says he's not so good 5 on 5 at 45.8%. The not-so advanced stats (GF%) have him at 55%. That's pretty good actually... 4th on the team. But it's his PP where he excels. He's far and away our best PP guy. You might not like it hearing it, but without question he helps us win games.

He's going to be a real humdinger!

Does UPL suck again? 🫣