Thorny

No, I’m not. The team has been bad for a long time We are talking an almost 30 year period of GMs here lol since the guy before Darcy

What was that quote that disappeared @ me?

It’s not 2000 anymore lol Darcy started almost 30 years ago whos the best of your lifetime?

Honestly I can’t even remember who the GM was before him Muckler? I wasn’t really processing the value of transactions at the time Darcy started when I was 11

The best GM of my lifetime and it’s not a conversation

This is your Stanley cup

Infuriating lol

And Glenfidditch sounds like a sport played on broomsticks

hockey

One of these guys better do it tbh

Can you FIND a goalie with better results than Comrie provided in that one period? No, you can’t I’d say this was a joke, but that sample size is negligibly different to the one we actually bet on lol

He’s injured, not his fault

Will they score the next goal? Or will our first go un-answered Not so fast: he’s the fill-in for next year for whoever inevitably goes down before the season starts

Granato’s new contract hasn’t even started yet haha. He’ll be back

People always be like “ignore context” I’ll keep saying, “why”

I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news Conroe lol

Re: your last sentence - yes, the plan devotes one full year to the players learning each skill. 26-27 is “how to body check safely”

Spoke to soon. He made the cut.

Peterka will skate in his 82nd game of the season - only Sabre to do it Dahlin will be at 81. (And I think Dahlin has had the harder minutes)

Meaningful games in mid-April

Comrie is so bad they WON’T LET HIM play in *meaningless games* to wrap up. I honestly don’t think so

The league isn’t divided into only Comries and Haseks, as much as simplifying to such a degree serves your argument. Finding a goalie better than Comrie is absolutely possible because the bar is basically underground

Best part about the team has been this board for a while, and like you said the overall angst probably lessens somewhat when the weight of the active failure of this season is lifted away. So not really.

Here we go

Good cautionary tale re Sammy At least in terms of offence translation