DarthEbriate

Woooohooo! Rasmus the Younger! We lured them to sleep in the third.

Ooof. Miller leading the 3 on 2... and we don't even possess the puck past the blue line.

Skinner... too slow. Why fake it? No Olofsson on the Tage line? Is Victor OK?

Good kill, but Subban just slid too far.

Fitz just replaced Butcher and Miller. Miller with a clothesline and interference.... bah. What are you doing?

Pitt broadcast called it as "off the post". Even live it was nearly impossible to see it.

It's true --- it's hard to fault any announcer who is calling the game remotely these last couple seasons. I should go check the Pitt broadcast to see how they called it.

The Sabres have woken up since the Tage fight. Pitt is still way too disciplined defensively... Sabres can't get a second chance on anything. But at least they're awake. I wonder if prime-RJ would have seen that as a save in live action and turned it into an amazing call. With Dan it was... unnoticed. And I didn't notice it, either. But even during the extended replay, Dunleavy was so low key.

The Sabres aren't skating and the Penguins are on full attack. It's not been pretty. But... Subban has made the save of the year. It was so fantastic it wasn't even noticed in realtime.

Impressive. Most impressive!

Holy hell!

Whoa... that was a save....

Legit tripping call. I also demand a makeup call in addition. Maybe get them for a ticky-tack slash and give us an extended 5 on 3.

Huh. Pittsburgh gets the power play...

Nothing doing for possession for the Sabres. The stretch passes aren't working and the Penguins are beating us to any dump-in. Got to play faster.

Rebounds going right to the stickblade in the circle... and Subban recovers just in time. And next faceoff, full control from Pittsburgh. And there's your ERod.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good slap shot at your side.

Why are 50-foot tall Hootie and the Blowfish destroying my city?

We crossed our Dariuii. Don't cross the Dariuii. It would be bad.

2500 years is a long time to hold onto your anger.

Now -- the rest of the team just needs to skate for Subban like they did for UPL. Assuming Subban gets the second of the back-to-back.

But, if he only gives up 2 goals a game... good or bad... that'll bode well for an offensively-minded attacking team.

That's a good win, there, 'Spacers. Impressive. Most impressive.

TAGGGGGERRRRR!

Okposo given the shaft.