Arthur Carlson Jr.:
[less pays Arthur Carlson Jr. to learn what Mrs. Carlson says about him] She says that you're obtuse.
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
[reading dictionary] Adultry... Admire...
Les Nessman:
Let me see that. [takes dictionary away from Herb] Obtuse...
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
[snatching dictionary back from Less] Addle-minded!
Les Nessman:
[snatching back the dictionary] Obtuse!
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
[Herb attempts to ***** dictionary, but Less slams Herb's hand in the book] Addle-ow!
Bailey Quarters:
[entering] Hi, guys.
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
Oh, hi, Baily. Met Carlson's son?
Bailey Quarters:
Yes. I've had the pleasure.
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
Well, he's guite a kid. Let me tell you. [under breath to Arthur Carlson Jr] Tell your dad I said that.
Les Nessman:
[excited] Obtuse! According to Websters, exceeding ninety degrees but less than one-hundred eighty degrees; lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility; rounded at the free end; dull. [looking offended] That's an insult!
Bailey Quarters:
Less, take it easy.
Les Nessman:
Take it easy!
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
Yeah. Just calm down, okay?
Les Nessman:
Don't tell me to calm down. I just paid five dollars to find out I'm rounded at the free end!
Bailey Quarters:
Cool off, Less.
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
He's just mad because he's not addle-minded.
Les Nessman:
I am too.
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
No. You're not.
Les Nessman:
[Herb and Less start hitting each other] Yes. I am.
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
No. You're not.
Les Nessman:
Yes. I am!
Herbert 'Herb' Tarlek:
You're not!
Bailey Quarters:
You guys! You are both addle-minded!
Les Nessman:
Thank you, Baily.