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qwksndmonster

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  1. Me too. Enjoy retirement, you beautiful blue eyed beast. Wait... is that Vanek?
  2. Ask your doctor if McEichel is right for you.
  3. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  4. YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH. jack eichel, WE'RE COMING FOR YA. The evil tanks do lives on and on...
  5. finally! God dammit! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
  6. Lindback looks absolutely terrible tonight. He's due for a couple softies in the 3rd. In other news: uuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh
  7. Good thing I can steal alcohol from my siblings, top perk of being the youngest of four. Professor Life Lesson ptshhhhhh :P
  8. I just got a last second replacement for work because my brother guilted me into watching the game with him on sibling day. LET'S DO THIS!
  9. You don't shoot with a broom, though. Your bottom hand is the one putting tension in the stick by pushing it against the ice when you take a shot. And I sweep a broom the way I hold my hockey stick, which is the right (dominant) hand lower. I'm pretty sure most non-American countries have hockey players learn your way though, so who knows. It's just a preference thing.
  10. Most sports are like this. I've always assumed that means being left handed means you have a much higher chance of getting into professional sports. Or maybe professional athletes are the best of the best: the most coordinated people in the world. Maybe they were/are ambidextrous enough to be able to learn either way.
  11. He's two years younger than me and sounds 5 years older. (what a schmuck) He's also lookin' fiiiiiine.
  12. My deepest passion is for Robviously. I really want us to finish last so he'll embrace me and I can brush his hair back and whisper "Something good happened, it really did." Some crying might occur.
  13. Tough rhymes with Ruff. Chz=Lindy's daughter confirmed.
  14. You are a terrible poster. The things you say aren't good.
  15. Not my balls, mediocrity loves my balls...
  16. Wow. The PAnifesto on Terry so far. Most fans just want to watch good hockey and can't get riled up about who Battista is and what exactly his role with the franchise is.
  17. Kehaar! Squawk!!! Me 'urt you stupid bunnies dem plenty!
  18. He means the offseason, right? (good for the Peg. I will definitely be rooting for them)
  19. I'm pretty set in my opinion of Nolan: He is not a good line match-up maker, he is reluctant to give youngins a shot, and he's coaching hockey from 15 years ago instead of preaching possession.
  20. Great thread so far. I can't believe it had to come this far, but tonight's the night boys (and gals) (and "gal"), I'm getting drunk tonight, Randy.
  21. I don't even remember where I saw Matt & Kim. Bonnaroo maybe? 'twas nuts.
  22. Wait... so you're telling me professional hockey players want to win? At hockey?
  23. We're only awful when we don't need to be. Like when the Bills lost to the 2-12 Raiders the week after beating the Pack.
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