Sabel79

Godspeed @North Buffalo

I’m going to have to root for Liverpool to win this. Gonna need to take a lot of showers afterwards...

Just please, Sweet Zombie Jeebus, let Ajax pull this off...

Welp, fair play to Liverpool for turning that around (Vomits uncontrollably into nearby trash can).

Read on twitter and then had to look it up to verify this (and it's true), but rule 48 (Illegal check to the head) can only be enforced with a two-minute minor or a match penalty (attempt to injure). No 4 or 5 and a game misconduct. So the ref may well be able to argue (wrongly, but in good faith) that the hit didn't meet match penalty status and was just a bad hit that happened to be in the head. What in the world?

McAvoy should be in trouble for that. Blatant headshot, not sure what the ref two feet away was seeing there, really.

Arsene Wenger didn’t die for this... Absolute garbage. And not looking likely to get any better. Oof.

Bump...

NHL: The Aud/KBC, Air Canada (or whatever it is now) Center Toronto, Bell Center (yes I am passive-aggressively spelling that) Montreal, Nationwide in Cloumbus, MSG, the old Spectrum in Philly. MLB: Shea Stadium, Old Yankee Staduim, Skydome, Three Rivers and the new one in Pittsburgh, Jacobs Field in Cleveland, Metrodome in Minnny, the old Rangers park in Arlington NFL: The Ralph and whatever they call it in Cleveland now. NBA: Cleveland. I don’t like bouncy-ball.

Noah Syndergaard just threw a complete-game shutout and hit a home run in a 1-0 win. Seventh time ever that's happened, last one was Bob Welch in 1983. That's a good day at the office.

Seriously, though... in hell we’ll be forced to watch a Dallas-Carolina Stanley Cup Final.

I’m having flashbacks...

I knew this was your fault... ?

Goal one though... woof.

Amazing what a bit of distance will do. I now enjoy watching Robin Lehner give up terrible goals.

By the time Dahlin is Binnington’s age, he will have played seven full seasons in the NHL.

Am I wrong for wanting both Carolina and the Islanders to lose? Wait who am I kidding... nope, they’re both awful.

Oh, FFS, Arsenal... Also, Congrats @Eleven on Norwich’s promotion.

You can’t fight in here...

Shhhhhhhh..... let's just discuss (howl into the wind about) how awesome and indispensable Risto is in the face of all evidence to the contrary...

YES!!!!!!! 0-8! Nobody, even flipping coins, is as bad as me! I wallow in my own wrongness...

Alright, it’s still on. Not gonna make it through the late game... we’ll see if my run continues in the morning...

I am very much alive for the 0-8. Just need Boston, San Jose, and Carolina to help me fail as hard as anyone’s ever failed at this.