The Big Lebowski

This was easily, my favorite commercial too. I spent years searching for this one as well. To no avail. However, instead of shrimp, I'm pretty sure Hasek ended the commercial by saying to Zhitnik... Hasek: "Here have a cocktail weenie"

I just want him to be held to the same standard as everyone else. To this day, he's the only player I've ever seen put in the penalty box, only to be released a few seconds later because he whined and complained to the refs.

I agree 100%. In all the years I've been on the internet, my dealings with Joe Paterno supporters have been the worst. I once commented on a news story discussing a Joe Paterno mural at the school. I said "it's a shame what our society's priorities have become". I got so much hate from Penn State people saying exactly what you did: "You have no idea what you're talking about!", "Joe Paterno didn't know!" "Your faux rage is disgusting". Apparently in the eyes of Penn State fans, Joe Paterno won a lot of football games. And just because he let a pedophile operate a child rape dungeon out of the team's shower room for decades doesn't mean we should forget that amazing accomplishment. Because... FOOTBALL!

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Germany's goalie Viona Harrer