Eleven

Jerks.

"Hey Sam. We've got this guy Casey who kind of sux. We think we can foist him on Florida for you. Whaddya say?"

Y'm fyne.

If not, Adyms should be fyred ymmedyatli. What a freaking disgrace. How does this look to Portillo and Levi?

I feel like the Bills have played more than 2 at home AND on the road in my memory, so maybe this is a newer feature of the system?

We haven't seen the sun in Buffalo in 2023 either.

I hate to say it--but Brown was terrific on the radio yesterday.

Yeah probably the Bruins.

The 2013 Sabres never had Tkachuk though.

There is not a team in sports that I despise more than the Phlyers.

Maybe? But that would be meddling. No.

Yeah I suppose I haven't been in a hospital since all the way back in 2022 but still I want to know how it's done.

I want to know his super-secret skills in getting the Buffalo game on a Cincinnati hospital TV while Cincinnati is playing.

The only significant uncalled penalty in OT was some Wild dude holding Thompson's stick.

Good to see you all!

Smile.

37 did a good thing?

That's a lot whiter than I remember. Also, did that lady wear a white top hat before Stallions games?

Dahlin is a magician.

Abel, Beth, Cathy, and Daniel are at an ice cream parlor with four counter seats, which they occupy. One of them farted very loudly. Based upon the following clues, can you tell who smelt it and who dealt it? 1. Beth was the first person to enter the ice cream parlor. 2. Daniel did not order the hot fudge sundae. 3. The person who ordered the banana split is not the farter. 4. Abel sat somewhere to the right of Cathy. 5. The soda jerk refused to make a cherry sundae for the third person to enter the ice cream parlor. 6. The person who smelt it has a name which begins with a consonant, and did not order a peanut waffle.

VO!

I went a little early (I'll explain in a bit when I see you all) but I don't think they'll open too much before 430. The name for the reservation is spndnchz. It's a Polish name, so just fill in random vowels wherever.

No, that's not going to happen.

Omigosh how did even GWB flub that one?!

Doesn't he already have about 90 or so?