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Feel the Snark, let it flow through you.

WNY Polaks represent!

Again, Eichel's shifts are too short. When you have Excalibur, you use Excalibur.

Guys, I think Reinhart will be fine.

If you think about, watching it via the online feed is very much like being at a Sabres game in person over the past few seasons.

OH NO! HE'S A BUST!

Samson is beastly looking compared to this time last year.

I wonder if McDavid seems as happy in Edmonton as Eichel seems to be here?

Agreed. He has a huge stride.

Reinhart's shifts have been starting near the end of Eichel's.

Eichel and Samson's shifts are really short.

Goodness, I think I'll be typing this a lot, but, Eichel...

Right? Jebus.

To his new best bud.

I squealed like a school girl! Although I wish I were at the game. Had planned to go, then said screw it, and regretted that decision this morning.

Duds, you're the man for updating all of these. One of the reasons I stopped by today was to look for updates on the particular lot you updated today.

...or the league. Poor guy, he's getting married, too.

I'm fairly certain this isn't directed anywhere near my direction, but, in defense of those who "take the summer off"...dude, WTF, it's summer and nice and hockey season is over. You can't obsess over this sh*t 24/7/365. On the one hand, I'm glad there are those of you who, for whatever reason, keep the content fresh and interesting here over the summer, but on the other hand, I can't imagine having the time that some of you seem to have to post as much as you do in the off-season. No judgment, mind you, just, when hockey season is over and it's nice out, it's difficult for me, and I'm sure many others, to fully engage.

Disagree. Hodgson is the antithesis of a Murray player. He was gone regardless.

Jack Eichel: "I'm more popular than Jesus now..." Mike Schopp: "That does it for me. I am not going to talk about Eichel any more." The Vatican: "We condemn the comments by Jack Eichel...but he can still join our team if he's interested." Sizzlemeister: "Eichel was simply stating what many a Christian educator would readily admit." Years later, the Vatican will amend its remarks: ""The remark by Jack Eichel, which triggered deep indignation, mainly at WGR 550, after many years sounds only like a 'boast' by a young, working-class New Englander faced with unexpected success, after growing up in the legend of Gretzky and hockey. The fact remains that years after retiring, the accomplishments of Jack Eichel have shown an extraordinary resistance to the passage of time, becoming a source of inspiration for more than one generation of hockey players."

They can stay here. We have a fold-out bed and running water.

I think someone may have already mentioned this, but if I were a betting man, this contract is already done. They just didn't want to step on Jack's presser.

Schopp, I know you read us. Admit it. You're glued to our comments. Dork.

Artvoice = jerk question. Big surprise.

Dude is soooo smooth. Love it.