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Timely!

Bryson blows.

Aye, aye, aye, aye, your mother swims after troop ships.

No signs of a pulse, doctor. Might be critical.

Any time these knuckleheads wanna wake up and play hockey is ok with me.

The three games they lost were gifted to the opponents. Not saying those opponents didn’t deserve to win. Just saying that in all three games we beat ourselves more than they beat us.

The Bills had zero first downs in the second half? I’m not following you here, Punch.

Screw this team.

Hard. To. Watch.

I liked that movie. The hockey gods were played by Alec Baldwin.

He’s the last player I’d want on my team. I draw the line at licking the faces of opponents.

Take pleasure? Sorry, but again, that’s the hockey gods phucking with us. They want me to take pleasure, they need me to take pleasure just so I’ll be that much more disappointed in the eventual outcome. I live in a colorless abyss of broken Sabres dreams.

Yeah, that’s the flash of brilliance I was referring to, which is just the hockey gods teasing us.

Didn’t call for one. It was a hockey play and he got a penalty. It would have been stupid to retaliate and negate the man advantage. Take his number and return the favor later.

The hockey gods hate us. Simple as that. We are destined to suck forever with just enough flashes to torture us along the way. This phucking team.

October 10, 1970, at Pittsburg. First win in Sabres history.

Must we Go Mitts!😂

Bryson is enough of an adventure in the bottom pair so I hope Power sees other partners during the game.

I love Canada.

WTF.

That’s a fair point to be sure.

Agree entirely. If hockey justice is required for taking liberties with your goalie then drop the gloves and lay a few punches to his head instead of a stick. It was a total loss of composure on Skinner’s part.

Do you recall the previous VO on the first line experience from earlier this year? It didn’t go well. But hey, maybe he will make a liar out of me and score a hattie if he’s promoted tonight.