PASabreFan

Jamie liked your bat. Give me a break. It's early (for me). I was goin for somethin.

True dat. But what is tiring is hearing the same talk. Why do KA and LR have to stand before pro players and preach work ethic dedication striving commitment passion yada yada yada? P.S. Lindy did his talking with a reportedly very tough opening practice. So much that it broke Ras. Press your luck for Alex Tuch.

You appear to be right based on several reputable Internet sources from the day. From Die by the Blade: {Update}: This is a permanenet captain as per Lindy Ruff press conference from the Arena. The management and coaching staff decided that there would be one captain for the entire season and then they allowed the players to vote. Rivet was named captain after the players voted him to be captain. ESPN reported it as well.

Lindy chooses, right? Was there a time the players voted?

Good for Tom. I will have no further comment at this time. Please respect my privacy.

So here's an inside look behind the amazing creative genius who churns out one epic comment after another. I was going to write that I see Lindy as a disruptive figure who will not care about the brohood on the team. I was going to write he won't give a flying f if they all go to Ras' house for fat pannies. I stopped at fan pannies. It's been so long I wasn't sure that's what Modo's xmas pancakes were called. So I googled it. As I looked at the result with befuddlement, I heard a distant voice. Sir... Again but louder... SIR. The fella working at the Tim Horton's drivethrough, perched above me with a perfect view of my phone, really wanted me to take my coffee and split. His very likely glimpse into a creative genius' process:

Frank's is vascularly protective. Either the peppers or the vinegar. Docs, tell me I'm wrong. But give me five to see if the Nitro works and I'm not dangerously hypotensive.

It could also make Tuch a bridge captain. Dallers to dewnuts Lindy doesn't see a legit long term captain in this bunch. Yes, I will die on this hill. Also it's the eve of camp. Who's the captain? Is there at least a curl of steam from the new dynamically fastened roof?

He's in the Sabres video on Lindy and he looks great. Go Scotty. Marv too.

You don't say.

Love that beer, bros! Just make sure Dahls gets the keys!

I mean, the thread titles could be unlimited. How many shots will TT block in a PK role? Will Zach Benson have a sophomore slump? I just don't see the point. I want this election to be... I mean season to start already.

Let's see what happens. Are some folks here paid by the thread start?

Everyone is entitled to a defense. We don't convict people on hockey message boards... unless they're meddling.

The narrator of Frontline.

So possibly not even legally intoxicated. Great thread title.

The fastener discussion was fascinating. Wasn't even going for a pun but will take it. We are unburdened by what has been. Save us, Pete!

Also... they're ladies frames.

Temptations (trading as ktycrk) came out with a big bag of dry food. Orders of magnitude cheaper than the little packages or even plastic tubs. Of course, my cat won't eat it. If one wanted to figure out the secret to kitty crack, one would simply compare the ingredients.

Still going with Tuch.

Did you think the same thing when people wanted OSP to sell?

Your argument seems to be that judgment is not impaired along with everything else.

And what door did the last sale open?

No. Nor is drunk stepping when someone falls down the stairs while intoxicated.