I've always wondered if players give up their boyhood teams when they turn pro. I think, in their minds, they have to. But I don't know for sure.
A mile-wide asteroid is heading for your house.
What would it take to excite you? Why even be a fan if nothing turns you on or boils your blood. You are: Terry. Even Steven. Whistle while the waterfront burns. Do you have an escape hatch or a private lake in the Adirondacks with an underground bunker?
HOLY *****!
Also — Jack's a masshole piece of *****. Bye, John.