PASabreFan

Colossal fail. Doubt you'll admit it.

You have to admit this thread deserved all the snark it got.

This now has the ring of truth.

Per The Athletic: "We started conversations early in the offseason with (both Dahlin and Power) and continued all through the summer. We continue to talk now and they’ve been really positive. So it’s something that we’re still going to work on here over the next couple of weeks.”

Cousins is between Pysysyk and Mittlestat.

Almost looks like Tuch. I don't recognize the rest. A lot of guys look like Tuch, so until further notice I call BS.

He looks like Eleven that time he saw someone heat up Beefaroni in the office microwave.

Fair I suppose. I think I'd rather focus on the present than the future. Probably in a minority here, given the exalted status of prospects and #2027. Might explain how few posters participate in game chat.

Sounds like KA is being a real GM and telling Rasmus and his agent to go make pannies. Surely their demands include A. A playing in Buffalo for a crummy franchise premium and B. A Pegula Bucks premium. KA is right to say, get real.

It's not clear. It remains to be seen. You make more sense once you start using words like hope and believe.

I assume everyone knew what I meant. Leino, Ville.

You're a man of reason it seems. Do you not see a problem with drawing conclusions like this before he's played a game? It's very hard to admit being wrong.

Yeah. Let's see. Everyone's an all star in Sept.

Someone hasn't been paying attention for 12+ years. Also Terry is now the president of the Buffalo Sabres. He was named to that position by... The organist I think. The team president would be all over a move like this.

PA slinks away in disgrace.

Ryan Miller Patrick Lalime Don Edwards

Oh, you don't recall, Senator. Is what you're saying under oath before this committee? ... Trish put up the slide. There is an audible gasp. Cameras click and flash like a fireworks display. Senator McConnell's fourth chin quivers. In the gallery, an elderly lady faints. My God, Senator Woody, have you no shame!?

In other news, pizza or ham loaf.

Can we get this one shut down too?

Well the current one is a return to the old one. I changed it every day for awhile in honor of Rick.

Headline in local paper: America turns 250 soon, everyone’s invited

Dahlin's signing "soon" is another junk thread based on something the beef carver at Noco heard.

Even Esther, puritanical Baptist she was, liked me to bop her head against the headboard once in a while.