PASabreFan

So close.

Y'all thought KA was lying when this was brought up before.

I will probably break down and pony up for this article. Fairburn should be saluted and supported for being perhaps the only truth teller re: Sabres left. Of course the truth he reported on has been known since almost Day One, but those with a rich guy fetish denied it and made me the villain instead. Correction. Day One. "I like hard-working, gritty players." Within weeks one of the Tweety Bird daughters let it slip her dad was impressed by Ehrhoff in the playoffs. New, old news.

I've told the story about briefly working with a man who (said he) knew Terry well during his Olean days. "He's a nice guy, but he thinks he knows more than he does."

Didn't you mean...

TBN has the scoop, in an erase-the-past Orwellian headline: After a big year in Rochester net, Devon Levi hopes his NHL shot is coming

If I Could Put Farts in A Bottle to the tune of If I Could Put Time in a Bottle was a thing back in the day, but there's scant evidence of it online, at least at first glance. There does seem to be copious evidence of people using the USPS to mail farts in jars. There's a story about how some lovely young gal made a million dollars!

Yeah Thorny pic or it didn't happen! Really, guys, you don't know your fellow poster by now?

Next?

I always hesitate to characterize these people whom we don't really know. For example, Kyke Okposo Good Man. Who knows? We can only go by what we know. Terry might not be mean, but on Day One he went to visit TBN and he went after them. I might never forget how he sat there and scraped the junk out of his fingernails onto the conference room table. Yes, it happened! I think there's a passive aggressiveness to the man. Mean? How about ghosting Sabres fans? Cruel, at the least. And that's not to mention what he's actually done to come close to destroying the franchise. I've always suspected that a change took place when he was booed on RJ Night.

I mention the bat and it conjures up Eleven (no one fact check the timing; it's 2025 and facts don't matter). I'm tellin' ya, that bat idea will return EVERYTHING Sabres to glory.

Contact made. Enthusiasm. It's gonna be up to Jim now, I suspect.

Yes. She was Eleanor Roosevelt Roosevelt. If her middle name was Rosario she could come back as a voice on NPR. Her uncle was Teddy. She married a distant cousin in Franklin.

No googling. What was Eleanor Roosevelt's maiden name? I must have missed this day in history class.

I mean, the weather around WNY. It's getting a little weird...

Wow the refs are even against the Jr. Sabres! Where does this conspiracy end?

What if Kevyn changed his name? Then you could say Kevyn Adams is no longer GM. Kevyn Addams is.

I had the idea awhile back. That Lorentz's killing of the bat launched a curse on the Sabres franchise. Bat people agree. https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/local/unknown-stories/buffalo-sabres-bat-game-anniversary/71-f80469c3-ed38-41e7-b75e-d179fa12e7a7#:~:text=for the rest-,of,-the game. The But their answer is not enough. Jim has to release a rehabbed bat at Canalside, on the ice as close as possible to where he slayed the original pesk. It's the only way. I am about to email these fellas and singlehandedly start us down the path of an inevitable championship.

Over to you Verne, Adams on the 14th tee...

Sabres br(ass) love at least three kinds of fans: 1. The believers in youth turning into something in five year plans that would make the Soviet Politburo proud; 2. People who hate Leaf fans so much they buy season tickets in order to sell tickets to Leaf fans; 3. Goalpost movers who are prepared to say gotcha and organize a parade if the Sabres ever just make the playoffs, which was literally never the goal, from Darcy to Kevyn.

Torrono's just desserts=parade in Buffalo with announcement of that 20 year contract for KA that SDS hauntingly predicted some time back.

I bet we still love Southern Ontario Leaf fans.

I seen what you did there.

Juvenile humor. Not my style. (Wish I had said it.)